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Decoy:
Hey, don't call her a cocksucker.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 9:25:36 am)
Decoy:
Frisco Kid, all this talk of San Francisco people are going. Ach.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 9:26:46 am)
Decoy:
I agree that they should apologize, cocksuckers.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 9:29:34 am)
USA:
Chinese want to be cocksuckers eh? Let's see them suck on this!
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 9:35:55 am)
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(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 9:40:56 am)
theo:
If I marry a Canadian in Canada would that make me a citizen of Canada?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:05:31 am)
theo:
There's rumor the Chinese own over half of Chicago..
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:07:46 am)
Chewing Wax:
No. You could apply for Canadian citizenship though and get in more easily if you were going to live in Canada. Ofcourse, the easiest way to become a Canadian citizen is just show up half starving in the cargo hold of some Chinese ship.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:07:48 am)
Chewing Wax:
It's my understanding that they will tattoo a red maple leaf on your butt though before they release you into the main population.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:09:27 am)
Jean Crouton:
Or the flooor-deleeze.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:18:51 am)
:
How to Become a Canadian Citizen What are the requirements? If you are an adult, you must: be 18 years of age or more be a permanent resident of Canada have lived in Canada for at least three of the four years before applying be able to communicate in English or French demonstrate knowledge about Canada and the rights and responsibilities of citizenship A child must: be a permanent resident of Canada (three year residency requirement not necessary) You cannot become a Canadian citizen if: you are under a deportation order you have been charged with or convicted of an indictable criminal offence in the past few years you are or have recently been in prison or on probation you are under investigation for war crimes your citizenship has been revoked. Every applicant must complete an application form (parents can complete the form for their children). Every adult between the ages of 18 and 59 must pass a citizenship test, to demonstrate knowledge of English or French and about Canada.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:21:00 am)
Jean Crouton:
Speakin' of da butts eh, are you merkins puckerin up for a chinese ass kiss?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:21:06 am)
Jean Crouton:
Dey're demandin a popollogy, eh?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:22:17 am)
Decoy:
He better not apolgize to those @##$%*s
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:22:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
Time to annex Canada. We need more timber.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:23:17 am)
Tomahawk Fire Control:
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:24:04 am)
theo:
We've already offered help in the salvage search..I can't imagine him apologizing though..
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:24:33 am)
Chewing Wax:
And those are the shitty pictures we let them know about.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:24:44 am)
Jean Crouton:
But what about 'Wrong way' wong wai? dat poor fly boy is sitting on the bottom of the sea?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:26:15 am)
Jean Crouton:
He probably dead by now. how about him and his poor saintly mother?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:27:32 am)
Jean Crouton:
You can always blame Canada.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:28:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yes. Poor wong wai. But, you know, that's what happens when you let these people drive.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:29:13 am)
Collin Powell:
Blame Canada eh?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:30:05 am)
Jean Crouton:
Sure or just tell those stick insects all to fuck off eh? Dats what Canada would do.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:32:40 am)
:
And then Swoop! Bang. He makes a left turn into my nose cone and that tiny Chinese made plane blew into a million pieces. You should have seen the look on his face.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:38:57 am)
Chinese Pirot:
On you wight, no revel off, rook out!
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:46:32 am)
Decoy:
I can see where there would be some confusion.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:46:51 am)
Cushca:
Will I make a cup of tea? Will I?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:50:28 am)
Chinese Pirot:
Uh oh. Dis palachute int wroking good.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:50:43 am)
Decoy:
Mine's with sugar.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:51:45 am)
bela:
I just had half a cup of sugary 1/2 & 1/2 with some coffee in it and now I feel like I'm going to hurl. I think I drank too much last night.
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:54:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yeh? What were you drinking?
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 10:59:14 am)
Cushca:
Now he wakes up...
(Thu Apr 5, 2001 - 11:00:15 am)