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bela:
I am concerned about your dog though. Eggs really arent good for them. I gave my dog half of a cheese and egg sandwich and he sprayed diarhea all over my yard for a day. I felt bad he was crying.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:10:01 pm)

bela:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That is rancid!!! You kiss that mouth! Oh dear, that is frightful.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:10:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She has what you could call an iron clad stomach. I'd never feed her anything that makes her sick and i asked the vet if a yolk a day was okay and they said it was. She once ate and passed a four inch long rusty screw and she managed to eat twenty chicken wing bones. No effect.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:11:50 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The below post was about the dog

(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:12:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Not the wife

(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:12:51 pm)

bela:
Hey! Is that your wife? Do you have any kids?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:15:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
She isn't pregnant. It's bad lighting. She's not fat either. It's just bad lighting. No kids.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:16:34 pm)

Queenie:
You guys amuse me. The Four Cheese Doritos are delish. I used to have a fair grip on my junk food intake until these goddamn Doritos came along. I actually find myself craving them. I never crave anything! Except for coffee.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:17:36 pm)

Queenie:
And the occasional Applebee's bourbon street steak. Mmmm...
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:18:13 pm)

Queenie:
I haven't gotten a single goddamn email all day. Someone email me, remind me that I'm alive.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:18:43 pm)

bela:
Oh, I didn't think that she was fat or anything. I thought you had mentioned a kid with blond hair before. Queenie, eat the Doritos in the green bag or the ones in the yellow bag. No pukie flavored powdered cheese! I crave coffee in the morning. Lots of soy milk or cream and tons of sugar. I know, totally sick. My friend can't watch me make my coffee it makes her sick.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:20:04 pm)

Queenie:
You're a coffee heathen!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:20:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My nephew Haskell maybe. My brother's kid.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:20:48 pm)

Queenie:
I got the pistol so I'll keep the pesos. Yeah, that seems fair.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:21:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I heard that soy milk has a lot of estrogen in it and will give a guy man tits.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:21:36 pm)

Queenie:
Your alias says your Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the United Federation of Planets, but he don't speak english anyway.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:22:17 pm)

bela:
Shes my best friend from kids and when she comes to visit me and I make coffee she shakes her head and whimpers "Suzi your so gross!"
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:22:32 pm)

Queenie:
man teats
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:22:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Is it me or is Queenie making even less sense then usual?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:23:50 pm)

Queenie:
Cafe Vu: An expression that describes the phenomenon that occurs when the waitress fills up your coffee cup before it is empty, thereby fucking up your coffee to cream to sugar ratio.

© 1991, Teenaged patrons of Denny's, Altoona PA.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:24:26 pm)

Queenie:
Ah, good times.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:24:49 pm)

bela:
Cripes! Thats why my boobs are getting bigger and I've gotten my period 3 times in a month and a half. Goddamn it I'm switching to heavy cream in my coffee and cereal.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:24:51 pm)

bela:
That stupid obgyn Kenobi told me that it was because I was getting older. Stupid cow.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:25:24 pm)

Queenie:
Sorry Wax, side effects of not receiving any email all day. That and working on the design of a website for a company that sells some sort of electronic measuring devices that do things I don't even begin to understand.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:25:43 pm)

Queenie:
Obgyn Kenobi! Ha ha!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:26:20 pm)

Queenie:
Name two songs that have the word "hedgerow" in them.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:26:41 pm)

Queenie:
Answer: "Stairway to Heaven" and XTC's "Respectable Street"
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:30:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Bussle?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:32:12 pm)

Queenie:
Bustle?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:32:25 pm)

Queenie:
I didn't know Obi Wan was dead until I saw him in the Oscar's dead guy reel. That's when you know you've made it in hollywood - when you make the Oscar's dead guy reel.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:33:28 pm)

Chewing Wax:
bustle
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:34:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Sure Alec Guiness died last year. It was in all the papers. I'll bet bela thinks he was gay.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:35:06 pm)

Queenie:
He was walter Mathau's lover.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:38:02 pm)