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Queenie:
Maybe he wanted scrapple.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:02:16 pm)
bela:
Ha ha. Good one. I feel sorry for you CW. You can't really face reality.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:05:40 pm)
bela:
You on the other hand rOb! are quite brilliant and very well grounded in reality. KV gay. The Fonz not gay.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:06:49 pm)
Queenie:
I'm hungry.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:09:47 pm)
Queenie:
Oh man, I just remembered that I have a bag of four cheese Doritos, possibly the world's most perfect food.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:10:10 pm)
bela:
Oh my god I heard those tasted like shit. The Doritos in the green bag are good, the ones in the yellow bag are good too.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:12:56 pm)
bela:
for lunch I had a potato knish, a snickers and a bag of tropical skittles. I didn't mean to get the snickers, the wrong thing fell out of the machine and I forgot what I meant to get.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:14:16 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm not even talking to you fuckheads anymore.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:15:20 pm)
bela:
What is your problem? Your upset? Okay okay. There is no way in hell Kevin Spacey is gay. He is a wealth of masculinity.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:19:18 pm)
bela:
Or was it my description of lunch? My palms are yellow from lack of protein.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:19:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Thanks. I knew it.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:20:03 pm)
Queenie:
Go watch your manly baseball sport and you'll feel better.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:25:06 pm)
bela:
And then choke your wife and you'll even feel more powerful! Whoo hoo!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:26:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
No I wouldn't. I'd feel beat up.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:28:18 pm)
Queenie:
Do you have any power tools you could go rev up... as a statement of strength for men everywhere?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:30:14 pm)
bela:
Huh?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:31:44 pm)
Chewing Wax:
what?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:38:17 pm)
Queenie:
Uh huh. I thought as much.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:45:05 pm)
bela:
Snap!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:45:39 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You two are complete idiots.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:48:03 pm)
bela:
But seriously Queenie, I heard those 4 cheese Doritos are nasty. I don't like that powdered cheese, it tastes like puke so I can't imagine I'll try them myself.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:49:26 pm)
bela:
I'm totally an idiot.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:50:04 pm)
bela:
Mmm. When I was down south the truck stops had these crackers like the peanut butter crackers but they were smores. The cracker part tasted like toasted marshmallow and there was chocolate on the inside. Toxically delicious.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:51:30 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You are. And your palms are yellow which is really weird. I think that means you liver has shut down. Have you checked the whites of your eyes lately?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:52:13 pm)
bela:
Oh poo. My palms are a little discolored from lack of protein I think. Its no big deal. My liver hasn't shut down, I'm not jaundiced. I know what it looks like and I don't have it.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:57:32 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Thank God. Is your hair falling out in clumps?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:58:31 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Egg whites are a marvelous source of meat-free protein. I boil up a dozen eggs and just eat the whites and throw the yoke into my dog's mouth. Six to eight eggs depending on their size have a whole days worth of amino acid correct protein for a young healthy American glamour girl's body.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:00:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You should only eat two at a time though, because the body can't really digest more then 21 grams of protein at a time.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:00:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Or so I've been told.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:01:13 pm)
bela:
Thanks Doc. I don't have a problem with the yolk really. Fat doesn't bother me at all, I'm really lucky, I had one of those pincher tests for fat and I'm under low so yippeee!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:07:33 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Good then.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:08:42 pm)
bela:
Gross food bothers me.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:08:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
My wife's favorite meal is blood tounge and cottage cheese. You can see the blood. And the tounge.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 5:09:49 pm)