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News as it happens:
The mainland jet tried to cut in from the curb lane, but lost control after slowing down and making a unexpected turn, the source said. Its attempt to cut in caused the fighter to bump into the U.S. aircraft, and then crash into the sea. The pilot, as well as the aircraft, remains missing.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:41:18 pm)

theo:

Happy Birthday Decoy..
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 2:31:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mmm. Tequila.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 2:40:55 pm)

Queenie:
I saw on Leno that Paul Reubens is working on two new Pee Wee movies. Woo hoo!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:02:59 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That's just sad. He's fifty-eight years old.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:05:20 pm)

Bueno!:

(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:08:23 pm)

bela:
Pee Wee Herman is hot for my friend Armen and harrasses him at work. It is sad, hes older than that.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:17:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Get the fuck out. Pee Wee Herman is not gay. Don't try to ruin him for me.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:26:48 pm)

bela:
I'm really sorry. You should really get out of the friggin shell you live in. 2/3ds of the Mets are butt pirates - didn't you know?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:30:54 pm)

bela:
the possibilites are limitless! This guy I know interviewed Kevin Spacey and for awhile after, KS would call him late at night all drunk and messy asking him to come over. Excellent.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:33:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Just because Mike Piazza has that moutache and isn't married or even seen with woman doesn't mean he's gay glamour girl.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:37:01 pm)

rOb!:
Pee-Wee's only 49.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:45:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yeh. What's your point?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:47:25 pm)

bela:
If you ask me, all men are gross stupid pigs and will stick it anywheres.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:50:10 pm)

rOb!:
Ouch, bela. That hurts.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:51:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And shut the fuck up about Kevin Spacey for Christs sake.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:53:03 pm)

bela:
Ok you big cocksucker.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:55:06 pm)

rOb!:
So am I to assume, Wax, that you don't think Spacey is gay?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:55:14 pm)

bela:
Sorry. I ate too much candy for lunch. That was uncalled for.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:55:32 pm)

Kevin:

I'm Keyser Soze.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:55:44 pm)

bela:
Aw shut up. Hes a queer. A Mary.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:56:03 pm)

:
so gay...
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:56:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Just because he played that gay guy in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil doesn't mean he's really gay.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:56:32 pm)

rOb!:
I agree, bela. He's a little light in the loafers, as the old man used to say.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:56:48 pm)

rOb!:
You're right, Wax. He's not gay coz he played gay, he's gay coz he likes to have sex with other men.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:57:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
How the fuck do you know rOb!? Huh? Yah great puff.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:58:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Next she'll be having a go at The Fonz.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:58:25 pm)

rOb!:
Have we touched a nerve, Wax? You seem awful interested in protecting the private life of Kevin Spacey.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:58:53 pm)

rOb!:
The Fonz is NOT gay. End of story.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:59:13 pm)

Queenie:
Well he is pretty effeminate.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 3:59:45 pm)

rOb!:
D'oh!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:00:06 pm)

Queenie:
Methinks Wax doth protest too much.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:00:09 pm)

bela:
Listen fuck face. He was calling my friend for him to come over at 3 in the morning you ass munch. What the hell do you think he wanted? A game of scrabble? You are clearly retarded.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 4:01:48 pm)