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Chewing Wax:
Selling those snake oil magnets I'm betting.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 11:38:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
Colonopin eh? Decoy's wife is a pharacist.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 11:40:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
pharmacist. and a pharacist.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 11:41:44 am)

Mrs Dr GB:

Now that's magic.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 11:44:21 am)

:
Actually, the Moon appears to wobble a bit (due to its slightly non-circular orbit) so that a few degrees of the far side can be seen from time to time, but the majority of the far side (left) was completely unknown until the Soviet spacecraft Luna 3 photographed it in 1959. (Note: there is no "dark side" of the Moon; all parts of the Moon get sunlight half the time (except for a few deep craters near the poles). Some uses of the term "dark side" in the past may have referred to the far side as "dark" in the sense of "unknown" (eg "darkest Africa") but even that meaning is no longer valid today!)
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:09:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What crap. As a matter of fact it's all dark.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:10:45 pm)

Cushca:
I think they're lying.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:19:40 pm)

bela:
Hes totally lucky to have a wife as a pharohist. If my wife was one of those I would give her a little shopping list of what I wanted everyday and keep a special medicine cabinet in my room. And whatever I didn't take, I'd sell to Frank''s gangster friends in Staten Island. What a plan!
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:31:03 pm)

m©:
A pharohist?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:32:00 pm)

m©:
like a monarchist?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:32:26 pm)

imhotep©:
Ramses is God
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:33:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello mooch. Decoy takes somany designer drugs little bubbles come out of his ears when he hiccups. It's the darnest thing. And he can lift and twirl a Volkswagon Jetta above his head for as long as you keep throwing quarters at him.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:35:40 pm)

m©:
I had my hairs cut and I'm a bit light headed from all the oolong.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:35:41 pm)

Sleepy:
Hello m. Seeing the Soft Boys tonight?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:36:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Yup. That'll happen. Drape a hot moist towel over your face.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:36:44 pm)

m©:
Hello.. Decoys one lucky guy. Happy birthday to him.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:36:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Watch out of mullet wearing coons on the drive in.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:37:07 pm)

m©:
Hi Sleepy, it's possible..I may make it down to Disco Dicks tonight it's quite possible.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:38:40 pm)

Sleepy:
You get the Fellows too, so I'd highly recommend it.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:39:25 pm)

m©:
Skunks and coons akimbo.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:39:41 pm)

m©:
The fellows are good guys..fine in fact.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:40:39 pm)

m©:
It's a nice day for Robyn to be in Vang..all the trees are in bloom and we have a bus strike, so walking will be pleasant.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:44:15 pm)

m©:
Unless he has allergies..later
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:45:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
later. Take care and beware of Chinese fighterjet pilots.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 12:56:44 pm)

Sleepy:
Goodnight.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:05:57 pm)

Cushca:
Night night. Ta for the service.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:08:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No need to thank me.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:13:11 pm)

Cushca:
For a performance like that? It's the least I can do.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:16:34 pm)

Decoy:
Thank you, Sleepy and Cushca. I loved the card! So nice, you are.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:34:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Did you get the 52 inch HDTV I sent you?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:34:58 pm)

News as it happens:

A propeller-driven EP-3 plane had attempted to fly away after colliding with one of two mainland Chinese jet fighters, the intelligence source said. The collision caused the fighter to crash into the sea. The source said the EP-3's attempt to fly away was aborted after the second jet fighter opened fire with its machine gun as a warning. The source - who had monitored the incident by radar and also listened to cockpit exchanges - said he believed the EP-3 was forced to land by the enraged mainland Chinese fighter plane at an airport on Hainan, where it will be stripped down and sold as scrap metal by antlike PRC soldiers to supplement their meager wages.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:35:20 pm)

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We had no choice.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:36:44 pm)

It's a big, slow four propellar plane that flys through the air like a cinder block and these little insect like bastards still couldn't steer around it. They're brainwashing our men as we speak. They'll be no good to us anymore.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 1:39:40 pm)