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Chewing Wax:
You just know that if Maryland won the national championship, Myk would have been up all night torching cars. What a band wagon jumping bastard he is.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:08:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
and before you ask... yes, I'm drunk.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:09:26 am)

orange:
and talking to yourself
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:10:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. I was talking to you, yah great puff.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:11:02 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Good. Tell us a joke.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:11:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
Actually, I got a stupid one in my e-mail this morning. eh hem.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:12:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
Jerry is hired to play his trumpet on the score of a movie, and he's excited. He's especially thrilled because he gets to take two long solos. After the sessions, which go great, Jerry can't wait to see the finished product. He asks the producer where and when he can catch the film. A little embarrassed, the producer explains that the music is for a porno flick that will be out in a month, and he tells Jerry where he can go to see it. A month later, Jerry, with his collar up and wearing glasses, goes to the theater where the picture is playing. He walks in and sits way in the back, next to an elderly couple who also seem to be disguised and hiding. The movie starts, and it's the filthiest, most perverse porno flick ever...group sex, S&M, everything...and then, halfway through, a dog gets in on the action. Before anyone can blink an eye, the dog has had sex with all the women in every orifice, and most of the men. Embarrassed, Jerry turns to the old couple and whispers, "I'm only here for the music." The woman turns to Jerry and whispers back, "We're here to see our dog."
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:13:52 am)

Cushca:
Sunflare. Yes.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:18:27 am)

Sleepy:
Happy Birthday Decoy.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:19:21 am)

Chewing Wax:
You can have that mended you know. Some bleach and sea water would do the trick too.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:19:25 am)

Cushca:
Happy fucking Birthday Decoy. Your present will be arriving soon.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:22:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
lucky bugger
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:25:40 am)

Chewing Wax:
I've got my drunken English accent and phraseology working full tilt now. Go on. Ask me anything.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:26:12 am)

Chewing Wax:
Where'd your bird get off to? That joke was for her.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:27:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
Don't be afraid. I'm behind three inch plexiglass.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:28:08 am)

Cushca:
Where do you keep your greyhound?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:28:08 am)

Cushca:
Three inch plexiglass is no match for me.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:28:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Nope. You've stumped me right off the bat. Well done.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:28:48 am)

Cushca:
That was a bit tricksy. We'll start off easier. Which football team do you support?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:30:04 am)

Cushca:
And pour me a drink. I need to catch up.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:30:39 am)

Chewing Wax:
Go Red. Liv Erp double oh ell GO RED! Anfield is my second home.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:31:30 am)

Chewing Wax:
I mean Anfeld.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:31:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
I have season tickets in the KOP
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:32:19 am)

Cushca:
No you mean Anfield, dear. But that was very good. And remember, you'll never walk alone.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:32:51 am)

Cushca:
My goodness. Do you steal hubcaps too, ya fookin' scally.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:33:25 am)

Chewing Wax:
When you walk through the storm, hold your head up high. I meant Anfield.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:33:32 am)

Cushca:
I've stood at the gates of Anfield you know. And as I did, an Everton supporter drove past and called me a cunt.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:36:26 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oooh. I hate Everton.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:37:33 am)

Cushca:
Yes. Yes you do.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:37:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
If I'd been there I would have stomped his face.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:38:01 am)

Cushca:
And in reality, the two areas, Anfield and Everton, are only about 8 streets apart. Far too close.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:38:22 am)

Cushca:
Yes. Yes you would have.
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:38:56 am)

Cushca:
Can I get you anything?
(Tue Apr 3, 2001 - 9:39:07 am)