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Myk Murphy:
we need sound clips of young haskell! good afternoon, fellow travelers of the downward spiral.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 5:28:00 pm)

Recent Argument on a Message Board:
The only time I might ever consider having an abortion would be if tests indicated that my baby would have serious developmental problems. I would hate the idea of the soul of a brilliant person being stuck in a body not capable of using their abilities and talents.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 5:32:01 pm)

Unrelated to previous posting:
How do you make what is not conscious, conscious?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 5:38:20 pm)

Myk Murphy:
is the bar open already? i guess it is happy hour.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 5:57:32 pm)

Whats all this then?:
The new Home Office microwave system called TETRA is to be the mainstay of British police force communications and will be placed in every major population centre. The British Government is spending 2 1/2 billion pounds on a 400MHz pulse modulated microwave transmitter network which broadcasts 17.6 Hz into the brains of all Britain's police and anyone living near the planned 30,000 transmitters. the effects of these transmitters, which entirely duplicate CIA research in optimal mind-control technology, are 1. Destruction of short and long-term memory by disrupting calcium reflux from synapses, due to the effect of the 17.6 Hz ELF. 2. Disruption of synaptic neural networks, leading to behavioural and character changes. 3. manic behaviour, followed by nervous exhaustion after use, or exposure. 4. Disruption of higher brain function, leading to the so called 'zombification'. 5. Enhanced suggestibility.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 6:40:48 pm)

The debate rages on:
The person that I am right now is completely and 100% unique from any other person that has ever lived or WILL ever live. Would killing me now be so different than killing me in the fetus stage, whether or not I had a soul yet? Shit, I didn't have hair yet either or vocabulary or boobs or any of the other things that make me what I am.

If you took my life when I was a fetus, you would have destroyed the potential of ME.

And if I had knowledge of any previous incarnations of my soul and I knew that a woman once aborted me when I was a fetus, I would really hate her for denying me my potential in that particular time and place.

(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 7:24:45 pm)

The debate rages on:
Argue with THAT, biotch!
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 7:26:17 pm)

Do the right thing:
My friend and former co-worker and his wife had a baby that they knew would have massive problems. Amniosyntosis revealed that the fetus' DNA had 5 transposed chromosomes, so extreme that he is almost unique in medical science. Sure enough the baby has massive health and developmental problems. He is going to be two soon, though. The mother is a basket case and has deteriotated into a 90 pound nervous wreck with constant nightmares who has retracted into an emotional shell. My co-worker quit a job he liked to work for a company that had better benefits.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:01:34 pm)

Decoy:
Funny penis clowns!
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:06:29 pm)

Queenie:
Are you sure that wasn't the Decoy Bot?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:37:03 pm)

Overheard today when shopping to the tune of the Carpenters' Close To You:
"Why do birds, fall out from the sky? It's because, they can't fly."
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:35:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That reminds of my favorite joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:41:34 pm)

:
Why?
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:43:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Because he was dead
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:44:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why did the racoon miss the Soft Boys show?
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:44:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
sorry
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:45:54 pm)

:
Why?
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:46:05 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I don't know. Maybe because he missed his ride.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 2:48:20 pm)

Racoon Lawyer:
Please do not speak ill of the dead, Mr. Chewing Wax. I am currently in talks with the family of the deceased about suing you for Negligent Driving that Lead to an Unnatural Death. Good day.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 3:46:38 pm)

Racoon Lawyer:
Of course that should be "....that Led to an Unnatural Death." Thank you.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 3:47:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And I'll slap a countersuit onto the estate of the diseased for wanton destruction of private property, carrying toxic window cleaning materials without a liscense, and endangering the welfare of me.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 4:12:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
liscence? I can never decide.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 4:12:37 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No, the s looks right.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 4:12:46 pm)

Chewing Wax:
uh oh
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 6:03:45 pm)

Decoy:
Category 3 Solar storm ... smells like petchuli, mmmmm, delicious.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 8:29:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Looks like clouds
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 8:31:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
God. WHat drew me over to the computer? That was weird.
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 8:32:01 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Space monkeys?
(Sat Mar 31, 2001 - 9:12:47 pm)