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Chewing Wax:
Anne thought I was going to blow us all up. But I'm still standing.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:20:15 am)
Cushca:
Boom. Afternoon bastards.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:21:49 am)
Cushca:
I'll bet you have a very impressive tool belt.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:22:33 am)
Sleepy :
Thermocoupler's cost £5 here. Could you come over here and fix my boiler please?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:23:01 am)
Sleepy :
I'm going to train to be a plumber and a boiler-fixer-person. I shall be rich, rich, rich. You shall be my trainee, CW, and you will carry the heavy implements so that I don't hurt myself.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:39:51 am)
Chewing Wax:
I can do that. I would love that. Every year that fat bastard would come over and fix my thermocoupler. "yup, it's the thermocoupler" and finally I figured, "hell, this ain't rocket science, just look at that idiot" So I bought myself a HUGE tool belt.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:51:45 am)
Sleepy :
Excellent. You can bring a kettle and some teabags along too then.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:58:01 am)
Chewing Wax:
What are you doing for heat all this time?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:02:02 am)
Chewing Wax:
Secret eh? I see.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:15:28 am)
Sleepy :
Oh I have heat now and hot water. Before I had both but the flames were orange and the boiler sounded like a hoover screaming, if you can imagine that and I had to switch it off for a long time. Now I have heat and water and the pilot light goes out and I have to ping it back to life all the time by running in and out of the bathroom like a lunatic. Such fun.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:15:52 am)
Cushca:
I'm bored of boilers. Let's talk about the racoon.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:17:38 am)
Chewing Wax:
No. Let's talk about you. What are you doing for fun these days? Getting any?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:20:19 am)
Cushca:
Plenty, thanks. And you? Did the rash clear up?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:21:06 am)
Cushca:
And the itching. Of course.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:21:34 am)
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(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:22:16 am)
Chewing Wax:
you are your dry itching British wit
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:22:38 am)
Cushca:
Jesu. Crabs are mean.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:22:49 am)
Cushca:
Are you drunk? Or did the racoon give you rabies?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:23:20 am)
Chewing Wax:
I'm totally drunk. Pissed.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:23:52 am)
Cushca:
Send over some booze would you?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:24:17 am)
Chewing Wax:
I guess I can share a litte with you.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:39:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
little
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 9:40:21 am)
Cushca:
When does the poll close?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:01:15 am)
mrs dr gb:
oh help me help me please
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:08:29 am)
Chewing Wax:
Somebody help her. She's in lower case again. I don't know when the poll service ends. In the mean time, just keep voting.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:09:53 am)
Chewing Wax:
Cushca, cushca, cushca is pulling ahead in the polls. But, the strong "Jews for Buchanan" block has yet to figure out how to push the buttons.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:12:12 am)
mrs dr gb:
bye
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:47:11 am)
Cameltoe Annie:
as seen on 'late night with conan o'brien'
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 10:55:45 am)
Sleepy:
Someone enjoying their lovely new boiler. (Enough of boilers - Ed.)
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 11:02:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
Mmm. That boiler looks rich and satisfying.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 11:09:44 am)
Cushca:
I like the way she's sitting drinking her tea in its immense shadow.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 11:23:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is that tube strike over? Did they show the powers that be what's what? Will a new boiler make me that happy?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 11:33:42 am)
Sleepy:
Yes. It will. Have a good weekend. Goodnight.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 11:37:23 am)