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bela:
That can't be smelling too good. I don't get close enough.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 4:54:15 pm)

bela:
But my downstairs neighbor bill really smells the worst out of all of these people. Goddamn it I don't want him sitting on the furniture in the summer. He doesn't bathe or brush his teeth. He is so gross. And by some miracle, he always has a girlfriend. I don't know how or why. they must be impressed with all of his stupid photography gear and think its cool hes a photographer for the Daily News or something. Go figure.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 4:56:22 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Does his rank oder waft up through the floorboards and confuse your cats?
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 4:59:07 pm)

theo:
I once was in this in this really fat lady's realators office, it was small, and it was hot and muggy. I was trying to sell her a Mita Copier. Then she farted aloud, there was no ventilation. Her face turn completely red with embarrassment. I said , "Don't worry Miss, your gonna shit when you see the price."
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 4:59:13 pm)

Detlef Sping:
downstairs neighbor bill leaking some sort of clear fluid?
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:01:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello Sping.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:01:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Howska
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:02:35 pm)

bela:
Get the fuck out of here! That did not happen! My cats don't really like Bill. Bob liked Bill though. Honestly, when he comes up this summer to play video games and he stinks I'm going to say something because he complains alot.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:03:06 pm)

Detlef Sping:
You all appear to have gone insane.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:03:26 pm)

bela:
Bela goes into his apt. sometimes and bullies him. Hes scared of her.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:04:07 pm)

theo:
Spray him with Lysol, that's a good hint.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:04:10 pm)

Heino:
You've not smelled stink until you been to Pittslago.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:05:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've got to go now. Don't wreck the place. Night.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:07:03 pm)

Detlef Sping:
All this means nothing to me, ah Pitslago.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:07:06 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Watch out for pools of flesh.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:08:08 pm)

:
Flying to space break. Mistakenly kidnapped by aliens. Stopping off at space bank to collect space ransom for own self. Freed. Surprisingly easily. Discover new meaning to life and origami. Start acting like a cat for no reason. Fail to clean awkward area behind ears. Fall over whilst walking along top of narrow fence. Hide amongst flowers. Fall asleep in flowers. Turn into a flower. Picked by passerby. Sit in vase on desk. Get close up views of strangers’ nostrils. Wake up.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 5:59:09 pm)

Myk Murphy:
helluva lot of posts today! slow news day, i guess. sorry you missed the show due to a suicidal raccoon, wax. play at cat's cradle up in chapel hill, bela. that place has "hole" status enough for a self-respecting band. last i saw, the hippie count was under control. a recent wave of sandaled-foot and unbrushed-mouth disease had swept through, i discovered. thins the herd a bit.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 6:09:25 pm)

Decoy:
Patchouli makes me, well, hungry.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 8:57:52 pm)

Jerry:
Sniff

(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 9:02:21 pm)

Decoy:
For real, we are really close to Baseball season.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 9:03:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Back from the play and not a single mammal destroyed. Which is a good thing. Except for the veal Anne ate for dinner. But it was already dead. I had shrimp. Which aren't mammal in anyones book. Not even Decoy's. Bloody PETA founder. And no one would have seen this play as it was a World Premier. But it was wonderful. Even if I didn't understand even the tiniest bit of it. Yah.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 10:15:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Poor Myk. He seems obliged, for obvious reasons, to condense an entire days posting into four lines. He does a wonderful job, but it makes for strange reading.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 10:22:19 pm)

theo:
Hello?
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 10:28:45 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hey there theo old pal
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 10:33:19 pm)

Myk Murphy:
and i condense a condensed day, since i read a whole day's worth of posts in minutes, versus the trickle you experience all day. it's perverse, but i enjoy it. still, i hope to alleviate this problem with some upcoming changes where i work. band recording tonight was all drum programming. quite tedious, but quite necessary.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 11:52:16 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hey Myk. I'm chatting with theo as I type.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 11:57:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I miss you guy.
(Thu Mar 29, 2001 - 11:57:34 pm)

Wiseacre:
Sing to the tune of "Ain't Misbehavin'":

Like Uncle Jerry
My face is hairy
I wear patchouli
sell hand made jewelry
I don't like soup
Don't care to scrub
I'll just drop a hit
and hallucinate the tub
Ain't missin' bathin'
Touring with the Grateful Dead

(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 5:20:39 am)

Sleepy:
So I had to pay about Ł250 to get the boiler 'fixed' last night, but it's still not properly fixed in that the pilot light keeps extinguishing. It turns out that it also needs servicing and a thermacouplet needs adding. So that's an addition Ł80. I should just have bought a new boiler shouldn't I? That would be around Ł800. But now I've paid out all this extra money. It's all gone wrong.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 6:30:01 am)

Sleepy:
I'm going to live in a hut in a field with sticks and mud to keep me warm. Who will join me?
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 6:30:31 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Not me. I already work in a mud hut, I'm not going home to one as well. But thanks for the offer.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 6:38:18 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
2 sheep in a field. One says to the other " I'm not feeling very well". The other turns around and replies "shut-up or you'll get us all killed"
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 6:38:22 am)

Chewing Wax:
My boiler went dead during a snow storm on a Sunday night about a month ago. I finally got sick of those $150 emergency plumber visits every dead of winter and fixed my own thermocoupler. I went to the fucking store and bought one. Do you know how much they cost? $5.89 Less then six dollars. I've never been so proud.
(Fri Mar 30, 2001 - 8:19:44 am)