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Sleepy:
It's been really cold this year. Brrr.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:11:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
You think the 50's are cold. Just like poor mooch thinks the 50's are really really warm. It's all relative. It's all about perspective.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:12:28 am)
Chewing Wax:
If I can't trust my Excite home page weather conditions around the world, then I don't think I can trust anything.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:13:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
Okay, it's cold now. Right now it says London is 39 degrees and cloudy. What is it really? Huh?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:13:50 am)
Chewing Wax:
That could be from the meat smoke, blocking the sun.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:14:36 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Bloody freezing. Whirling snow. And the hey hey hey.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:14:52 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
And of course there are the trays of disinfectant hay at all the stations to stop country bumpkins bringing the fancy foot and mouth to London town. It's great fun to watch commuters striding purposefully along with a bit of hay sticking out of their shoe.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:16:21 am)
Chewing Wax:
disinfectant hay eh?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:17:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
Does that work?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:32:33 am)
Cushca:
If you eat enough of it.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:40:03 am)
Sleepy:
Apparently my Underwater Moonlight has been despatched. But to where, I wonder? Will it too arrive covered in beer stains and cigarette ash?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:42:00 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I made it up so I don't know. Well, they use hay. But not at the stations. But the hay works. If you make it while the sun shines.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:42:44 am)
Chewing Wax:
I bet it does. And tattooed.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:43:17 am)
Chewing Wax:
I like your hay rumour and I'm going to spread it.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:43:44 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Well, I think you should. I look forward to seeing it reported on CNN.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:52:33 am)
Postman Pat:
Hey Jess. This Underwater Moonlight kicks ass. 
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 9:54:46 am)
Chewing Wax:
What is that driving the truck?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:05:23 am)
Cushca:
It's a cat.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:16:03 am)
Cushca:
A black and white cat.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:16:11 am)
Chewing Wax:
I thought it was a monkey or something.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:18:03 am)
Cushca:
No. A cat. Early in the morning. Just as day is dawning.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:19:11 am)
Cushca:
Everybody knows his bright red van. Everybody smiles as they wave to greet him. Maybe, you can never be sure, there'll be knock, ring, letters through your door.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:23:08 am)
Chewing Wax:
What's its name?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:26:01 am)
Cushca:
What?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:30:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:32:33 am)
Cushca:
Pat. Postman Pat. And Jess the cat.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:32:59 am)
Chewing Wax:
Mevermind. Pat went crazy after they fired him and walked into a Royal Mail depot and killed 37 workers before turning the gun on Jess and finally himself? Christ that's awful.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:33:39 am)
:
Postman Pat lives at Forge Cottage in the village of Greendale. He alwyas has a smile on his face and loves a good joke. He enjoys his work since there is nothing he likes better than to caht with people and he likes to help out whenever he can.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:38:08 am)
Postman Pat:
No. That never happened. I'm still here see? And my black and white cat. Just fine. No slaughter. That was just a rumour.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:43:12 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
What do you call Postman Pat when he's on the dole?
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:48:42 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Pat
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:48:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
classic
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 10:59:01 am)
Cushca:
That's my mum's favourite joke.
(Tue Mar 20, 2001 - 11:00:09 am)