DDecoy:
My mistake.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 9:45:57 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hand guns are for pussies anyhow.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 9:54:31 am)

:
Giuseppe: Oh, signora ... my mistake! I play for you 'My Mistake'. (before the prime minister can stop him he goes into a strident Italian song) 'My mistake, I have made my mistake! What a dreadful mistake! Is this mistake that I make!' (strums violently and starts on the second verse) 'Oh my mistake...' Prime Minister: Giuseppe, do you mind playing over there. Giuseppe: (flashing a winning smile) Very well, signor. But I play only for you... and your beautiful companion.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 9:57:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
It's about time Giuseppe bugged someone besides the nuns at the St. Bart convent for the extrememly cloistered.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:10:46 am)

DDecoy:
Why is the phrase "hot buttered cloisters" so funny?
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:23:01 am)

Whitney Houston:
It's not right, but it's OK.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:27:31 am)

Chewing Wax:
Ooooh. The old switcharoo.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:28:39 am)

Chewing Wax:
Don't worry about Witney, DDecoy. The British are into that fancy topical deconstructive humour. They just don't get the classics.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:29:36 am)

Dr GB:
Zowie! I totally missed Decoy giving me permission. Praise be to you and your extra D, Decoy. I thank you.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:32:36 am)

Myk Murphy:
yes, i just came back from DC.... laden with weaponry! no no... the seminar was canceled. the guy was there, but the announcement didn't make it to us. bastards. just as well... this is a day for screwing around.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:35:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
Now go do it. We'll all be better off.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:36:06 am)

Chewing Wax:
Must be nice to be burried in snow. Nothing here. Not a drip. Just what's been laying around for days

(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:37:26 am)

Myk Murphy:
i just drove by the white house and the wash. monument. all of it looks cool in white.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:38:53 am)

DDecoy:

Look Wax, its your home town!
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:53:09 am)

DDecoy:
DOH!
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:53:18 am)

DDecoy:

(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:53:57 am)

DDecoy:
There you go; its the Bright SkyCam.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:54:22 am)

DDecoy:
Brighton. Dammit.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:54:52 am)

DDecoy:

And looking down on I490.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:57:09 am)

DDecoy:
Doesn't look like Buffalo has a chance in the snow derby this year.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 10:59:59 am)

Natural Selection wins in the third round:
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) -- A 4-month-old boy suffocated on a container from a Burger King Pokemon toy that was left in his crib by his grandmother. The item was the subject of a nationwide recall last month after a similar death.
Deputy Chief Lana Schneider of the Lawrence Police Department said the grandmother, 33-year-old Sheila Jones, and the 15-year-old mother, Ashley Jones, did not know about the recall. The grandmother had placed the Pokemon ball in the baby's crib after the child had awakened around 6 or 7 a.m. Tuesday, Schneider said. Around 9 a.m., she checked on the child and found half a ball covering the boy's mouth and nose, and the child was unresponsive, Schneider said.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:01:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
I can't really see anything on that Brighton cam. Is everyone alright? My parents aren't answering their phone.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:06:25 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon you fucking bastards.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:06:58 am)

DDecoy:
You really should check a 4 month old infant more than every 3 hours. I say recall the grandmother.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:08:27 am)

DDecoy:
Cushca! You great fucker, how are you?
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:09:03 am)

Pokeman Rules (japanese plot thickens) :
Here child. Suffocate on this. Too bad my mammy didn't have one of these balls to put in my crib.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:14:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
The sad part is that instead of going to jail, young Sheila Jones is probably going to get a big fat cash settlement. Hello Cushca.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:19:47 am)

Myk Murphy:
hello cushca. i forget... why are we the targets of rude epithets? does this involve lloyd cole?
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:22:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think it's a sign of endearment.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:26:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think it's a sign of endearment.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:27:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
I only said that once. Damn you all to hell
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:34:16 am)

Myk Murphy:
then she must be very fond of us. we shan't let this go to our heads.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:34:54 am)

Myk Murphy:
clearly, you harbor some fondness too. that's so sweet.
(Wed Jan 26, 2000 - 11:35:20 am)