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Chewing Wax:
Yes. I knew you were Harvy. And I'm going to win that contest. Or at least lose trying.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:45:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
My script is about a bunch of poker buddies who plan to knock over a casino.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:46:52 pm)

Queenie:
Heh. That's my motto.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:47:04 pm)

Queenie:
My new slogan: "The only difference between a crazy person and a writer is that one writes down what the voices say".
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:47:43 pm)

Queenie:
You should come on over to Project Greenlight, Wax. Register and join the message boards. You may never get any work done again. Our Message Board slogan: "Down here, we all float"
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:48:35 pm)

Queenie:
Although you may go into shock entering a community where people like and respect me. ;)
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:49:01 pm)

Queenie:
And you can learn valuable skills like how to make cocktails out of keyboard symbols.... {~}8...<-- that's a mug of beer, which isn't really a cocktail but.. oh never mind.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:50:34 pm)

Queenie:
Or maybe you'd prefer juice from a sippy cup.....8|~|8... I'll stop now.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:51:16 pm)

Queenie:
But first, a scotch on the rocks!...... \%/
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:55:02 pm)

rOb!:
Wax ,I'm in Greenville, not Spartanburg.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 3:55:55 pm)

\%/:
Greenville, a community where people like and respect Spartanburg.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:01:26 pm)

rOb!:
No....it's like Springfield and Shelbyville.....we hate each other.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:03:42 pm)

rOb!:
See, us Greenvillians are upset that Spartanburg gets the nickname "Sparkle City," and we don't get shit.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:05:25 pm)

Queenie:
I've sold monorails to places like Odgen and North Haverbrook, and by golly it put THEM on the map!

OK, so I can't remember exactly how it goes.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:06:21 pm)

rOb!:
RIP Phil Hartman. We still miss you.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:07:58 pm)

rOb!:
Or, at least I do.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:08:15 pm)

Queenie:
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken! Sorry mom, the mob has spoken. Monorail, monorail, MONO... D'oh!
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:08:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Tarzan, Frankenstein and Tonto.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:15:31 pm)

rOb!:
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:16:23 pm)

Mr.Sparkle :
Tarzan, Frankenstein and Tonto. what a show!
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:27:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
When they were singing that Christmas song, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:27:56 pm)

rOb!:
I think they also did Thanksgiving, too.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:28:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
That and this home video my brother took of himself taking a bath and drinking a beer, and he had set up this strange lighting system, which he knocked over and nearly electrocuted himself while the tape was running. His face... you just had to see it. Probably a lot like that cableguy.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:29:18 pm)

rOb!:
Why did he take a video of himself taking a bath?
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:29:57 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I guess he was really bored.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:30:26 pm)

rOb!:
Maybe he was looking for the jackpot with America's Funnest Home Videos of People Nearly Killing Themselves.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:31:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It would have won
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:31:31 pm)

rOb!:
Undoubtedly. All the times I've humorously nearly killed myself, I've never had a camera with me.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:32:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
His face was all scrinched up in that "Now I'm going to die" grimmace, and when he realized he was still alive, he owned one eye just a little, and from the wreckage of the broken lighting a cloud of smoke rises. You couldn't fake it.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:32:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
opened
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:32:57 pm)

rOb!:
Are you gonna make it to Athens, Wax?
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:33:27 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I ended up with that tape and me made me promise not to send it in. I have no idea where it is now.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:33:31 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No. I'm not going to make it to Athens.
(Mon Mar 5, 2001 - 4:33:57 pm)