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rOb!:
Those wheels look a little bare.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:06:03 pm)
Decoy:
Remember, rOb, speed kills.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:06:16 pm)
rOb!:
My uncle used to have a Super Bee.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:06:41 pm)
Decoy:
Those wheels look cheap and fast.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:06:59 pm)
rOb!:
If speed kills, you've got a bad dealer.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:07:04 pm)
Decoy:
I take it he didn't give it to you?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:07:38 pm)
rOb!:
No, he died in it. Firey crash, the whole deal.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:08:46 pm)
rOb!:
And one of my brothers was killed in an old Road Runner.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:09:13 pm)
Decoy:
That is so cool ... lucky bastard.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:09:31 pm)
rOb!:
Sure, if you're into that sort of thing.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:10:07 pm)
Decoy:
Well, yeah .. I though it was bar story.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:10:51 pm)
rOb!:
Personally, I try to keep the flesh from being seared off my body.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:11:09 pm)
Decoy:
thought
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:11:11 pm)
Decoy:
A good policy, rOb.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:11:29 pm)
rOb!:
It's worked for me thus far.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:12:04 pm)
Decoy:
My new car has the side airbags, what a wuss-mobile. Oh well.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:12:53 pm)
rOb!:
Side airbags? That's just crazy.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:13:20 pm)
rOb!:
What's next, little airbags that cover your ankles?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:13:42 pm)
Decoy:
A little portable airbag for my Mets hat, in case I get drunk and fall down.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:14:41 pm)
rOb!:
Why don't they just go ahead and put the airbags INSIDE the people?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:15:38 pm)
rOb!:
If they get in a wreck, they'll inflate and float to safety.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:16:20 pm)
Decoy:
There you go.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:16:50 pm)
rOb!:
Well, I'm outta here.....like Richard Gere.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:17:29 pm)
Decoy:
The weather fuckers say its gonna be 63º tomorrow. I'm setting up all the outdoor furniture on the deck and getting a half keg of Labatt Blue. Everyone's invited.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:19:09 pm)
Decoy:
'Night, rOb!
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:19:40 pm)
Decoy:
They just reported that a woman somewhere claims that she ate a McNugget and there was a needle in it and it penetrated her jaw.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:30:44 pm)
Decoy:
Ohh man, no wonder I seldom watch the local news.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:31:16 pm)
orange:
it's snowing in Seattle!!! What's happening on this crazy planet??
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 5:00:02 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Some wench in Canada sued her employers because they had a party at work. Really. She got drunk and her bosses told her "Stay here and we'll phone your husband to come and get you", but she got in the car and drove home anyway and had a crash. She got $200,000 because the courts agreed that it was irresponsible of the boss to serve alcohol. Bloody nora. You lot over there, you're all mental.
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 5:53:01 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
See? Even the weather isn't right.
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 5:53:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Still dark
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 6:18:28 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
Give your eyes a shake, that might help.
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 7:06:29 am)
:
A man walks into a bar, and walks up to the bar. Excitedly he says: " barkeep, I'll take a double whiskey". The bartender pours hes drinks and brings it to the man. The man drinks it ans says with a big smile: " I'll take another of the same" The bartender brings him another, which the man happily drinks. Then the bartender says: "why are you in such a good mood?" To which the man replies: "it was my first blowjob". The bartender says to the man: "that's great, let me buy you a drink". The man replies to the bartender: "no thank you. If two doubles won't wash the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."
(Fri Feb 9, 2001 - 7:15:10 am)