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Bernard:

Boycott Cruft's
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:11:54 pm)

Save The St.Bernards:
Maureen Twee-Gwilliam, who chairs the English St Bernards' Club, said the three Vietnamese men first talked to her at Cruft's and then phoned her twice. She said: "My interest is to breed them as pets, but it soon became obvious that they wanted the dogs for meat on the table. St Bernards are being bred on a huge scale in China where they are regarded as a delicacy and are highlyprized for the speed at which they put on weight. The dogs are then tortured by the Chinese government before being killed. This is done to increase the quantity of adrenaline in the dog, which the Chinese believe gives the meat magic aphrodisiac qualities.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:21:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I have a full length St.Bernard coat. Is that so wrong?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:23:34 pm)

Mammy!
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:28:05 pm)

rOb!:
Personally, I feel that chihuahuas are the better tasting dog. Plus, it's much easier to torture them.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:36:03 pm)

rOb!:
Of course, it does take more than a dozen of those little bastards to make a coat.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:38:25 pm)

rOb!:
Hmmm...could I get one of those St. Bernards with the big tub of beer around it's neck? As long as there was beer in there, I can personally vouch for it's safety.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:41:46 pm)

FatPat:
Goodnight, and good riddance.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:02:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
So just said a mouthfull pal
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:06:26 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Ingredients:

Salt
Honey roasting agents
Pressed peanut sweepings
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:10:44 pm)

Myk Murphy:
greetings, fellow suicidal assassins. it's comforting to know that all this mayhem is occurring only a reasonably short jog away. i really need to start taking lunch breaks over there to see the daily hubbub. with the gun waving and the ruptured femural arteries and the hey hey hey...
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:16:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Thank God you're alive. I had the fear.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:27:45 pm)

Myk Murphy:
yes, and i had the loathing. in the words of dr evil, "you complete me."
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:59:01 pm)

Shakin’ your eyes here, shakin’ your eyes there……
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 5:31:07 am)

Sleepy:
Good morning. It's Thursday and Cushca's in the dancing mood. See her spin!
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 6:34:46 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
This man is a sex god.

Allegedly.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 7:11:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
Brown sugar
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 8:03:21 am)

:
I'll bet he's got a fucking great pension. Afternoon bastards.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 8:04:37 am)

Cushca:
Sorry.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 8:04:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
Good morning everybody
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 8:11:36 am)

:
http://www.happyhub.com/network/reflex/
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 9:16:37 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
For the record: I hate this fucking bitch. I felt the need to vent that. I want to smash her face to pieces with a fucking brick. Thank you for listening. I am the angriest link, goodbye.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 9:35:06 am)

Cushca:
What has she done?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 9:39:07 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Breathing
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 9:54:11 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Duck!

(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:03:49 am)

fuck:
Heruka.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:11:00 am)

fuck:
i didd it.i amn hammered i ki\new if i prerserberderd i woulr come outm0n bnottom!!
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:13:32 am)

Men in the white coats:
oh ya!
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:15:09 am)

Yo! mama!:
Heruka! Anyone here?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:23:45 am)

Heruka:
Well, fuck youmthen!!
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:27:58 am)

:
The squid had now been placed in a "pickling coffin" for preservation.
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:28:04 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Ah, words of wisdom. I just mentioned to someone that this weekend I might get a fringe, and he said, "Poor Beardie Boy". When I asked for an explanation, he said that "Women who get fringes always find someone to blame"....
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 10:56:36 am)

Cushca:
Who said that?
(Thu Feb 8, 2001 - 11:06:36 am)