Decoy:
He's hard to get a gift for and to find one that would fit his, um, what's the word? ... IDIOM .. is even more difficult.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:41:06 pm)

Decoy:
What I need is for someone to buy it for me. My wife would like that on so many levels - I, however, think it's perfect.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:42:32 pm)

Heruka:
Buy it for yourself. Wear it to work. They'll love you for it.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:44:20 pm)

Decoy:
I can just see Heruks driving down the nightime strip in Vegas; driving a red convertible, whores in the back, music blaring, a fruity tequila/rum drink in one hand, and of course, wearing the shirt. The fucking American Dream, my friend.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:45:58 pm)

Decoy:
My God, that Wynona Ryder is ah ottie!
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:46:35 pm)

Heruka:
I've seen several doffent versions of this shirt. They also have one with beer bottles instead of cocktail drinks

(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:47:18 pm)

Heruka:
Winona is not my type. Britany Spears is more my style. Boys just wanna have fun.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:48:42 pm)

Decoy:
Ah! yer killin' me. I want to be shirts like that, but I chose a different path somewhere along the way. Its a little tragic.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:48:48 pm)

Decoy:
I guess we wouldn't fight on a double date.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:49:39 pm)

Heruka:
I doubt that. I'm not so proper.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:51:59 pm)

Heruka:
I'm not into the cheap sex thing though. Sadly, I've never been able to overcome the feeling that I would be using women. Damn morals. Damn respect. Damn them all to hell.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:54:31 pm)

Decoy:

Hah hah hah hah ha ha ...
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:54:40 pm)

Decoy:
Every time you cross that boundary, its a lump of lead to carry your entire life. Not worth it.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 10:56:06 pm)

Heruka:
I'd love to drink a Hurricane out of that belly botton.
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 11:06:14 pm)

Heruka:

(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 11:06:40 pm)

Heruka:
I'm out.....
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 11:13:53 pm)

Heruka:
One last note. Phil Keaggy is touring. He predominately plays gospel these days, if you're unfamiliar with his solo stuff. Pick up one of his discs. He's simply one of if not the best guitar player that has ever existed. His acoustic stuff if killer!!!!
(Sun Jan 23, 2000 - 11:19:00 pm)

Myk Murphy:
good morning! britney spears? she made it onto this board, picture and all?
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:05:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
Morning hell raisers
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:26:31 am)

Myk Murphy:
howdy, wax. were you a part of this ogling of young women?
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:28:28 am)

Chewing Wax:
Did you see me there? The Golden Globe Awards? Hello?
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:29:02 am)

Myk Murphy:
people really attend these things? i hope you were rewarded handsomely.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:30:59 am)

Decoy:
Morning tuna jumpers.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:31:52 am)

Myk Murphy:
good morning, dirty ol' man. and how are you?
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:32:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
Britney Spears was on The Simpsons last night. Now I get it.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:34:17 am)

Myk Murphy:
good news in the music department: we did a final mix of our song onto DAT. our recording guru band member is going to make CDs today of the various mixes. all this and the vocalist for the song has left the band. it's both annoying and comical.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:35:37 am)

Cushca:
That's going to be a bastard should you be invited on to Top Of The Pops.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:36:48 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:36:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
Cheers Cushca
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:37:36 am)

Myk Murphy:
no, cushca, that part's easy... i'll just lipsynch, like everyone else on that show. i'll be the one playing the bass that has no guitar cable coming out of it. magically, the sound travels straight to your TV's speakers.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:38:43 am)

Myk Murphy:
and good morning, cushca! what did you do this weekend? details, please.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:39:31 am)

Cushca:
I went to visit my bloke. He has had his tonsils out. He is not very well.
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:42:12 am)

Myk Murphy:
ooh, sorry to hear about it. lots of ice cream and bed rest for him, then. that's very sweet of you to attend to him, making sure that the national health service is doing everything they can. i can just see you threatening nurses...
(Mon Jan 24, 2000 - 9:44:37 am)