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Cushca:
Eh? What's going on over there?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 12:50:17 pm)
:
Some 17 year old opened fire on the White House, where Dubya was hard at work inside. The secret service took out the kid. The first report said he (the kid) was in critical condition, but now they say he was only shot in the leg.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 12:52:43 pm)
rOb!:
that was me
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 12:52:55 pm)
rOb!:
Sounds like a cover-up to me.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 12:53:12 pm)
Cushca:
The old archives are so funny. Back when I was young.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:03:23 pm)
rOb!:
So, about that dance....
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:04:33 pm)
Sleepy:
Goodnight. My fringe is so much better now.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:09:48 pm)
rOb!:
Glad I could help. First time's free. Next time it's $8.50 USD
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:13:33 pm)
Cushca:
Cheap at half the price.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:19:36 pm)
rOb!:
Quality product at a quality price--that's my motto.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:24:54 pm)
rOb!:
Plus, I'm rather giddy that someone tried to pop Dubya.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:25:18 pm)
rOb!:
It's my "Try to Kill the President Sale!"
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:25:57 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Your would-be assassin aged 30 years. Now they say he is 47. And doing poorly.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:39:44 pm)
Cushca:
What the hell is going on over there? Does anyone know?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:47:17 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Nothing to see here. Please move along.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:49:02 pm)
Chewing Wax:
The story says that this idiot was waving a gun in front of the Whitehouse and he wouldn't put it down so they shot him. He was probably trying to commit suicide.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:49:47 pm)
Cushca:
The internet is very slow due to all you stupid Americans waking up and using it. Please stop.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:51:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
We've been up for hours.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:54:23 pm)
Cushca:
Well the other side of your country then. Them. Please tell them to stop.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:55:23 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It's those Silcon Valley bastards. Don't worry, their power will go off soon if they keep it up.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 1:58:21 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Are you still working?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:02:25 pm)
Cushca:
Don't be ridiculous. I'm working out a new dance routine on my own to surprise Sleepy with. She will be very pleased with me I hope.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:03:36 pm)
Cushca:
But I'm going home now. My limbs ache from complicated maneouvres.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:04:03 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Goodnight. I'm sure your hard work will pay off when Sleepy sees it.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:07:42 pm)
rOb!:
What the hell.....first they said he was 17, then 30...now 47?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:09:27 pm)
rOb!:
First report I read said the 17 year old was in critical condition. Next thing I read he was only shot in the leg. Now he's doing poorly again?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:11:57 pm)
rOb!:
I tell ya, Wax....this just reeks of cover-up.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:12:26 pm)
rOb!:
Now, there seems to be some confusion as to how many shots were actually fired.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:14:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You can die real quick from being only shot in the leg. Femural artery. That kind of thing.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:37:07 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
...shots rang out, mayhem ensued, alarms were ringing, secret service agents were diving for cover....and Dubya didn't even look up from his banana sandwich. He was concentrating.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:43:32 pm)
Chewing Wax:
deep in thought. Hello.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:48:33 pm)
Mrs Dr GB:
Hello indeed.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 2:51:07 pm)
rOb!:
That must be some sort of new 'strategery'
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:09:44 pm)