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Mrs Dr GB:
Sorry. I went off to find jokes. Like: What's the difference between Ally McBeal and a fake dollar? One's a phoney buck.....
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 5:55:00 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
And so with that I'm leaving. Goodbye,men.
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 5:55:18 pm)

Shecky:
Hey Ha ha that's good Doc.
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 5:56:10 pm)

Shecky:
Working the cruise ships until I pay my fine. I could get you a job Doc in the yukyuk cruise Tiki lounge, you ever been to Turkey?
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 5:57:50 pm)

Shecky:
Who's Ally McBeal?
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 5:58:54 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Ah yes: Turkey. The summer of '97. If you read the Hammamet Times archives you'll see why I can't go back there. Sigh. Happy days.
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 6:00:47 pm)

Shecky:
Were you in the army?
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 6:03:00 pm)

(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 6:48:25 pm)

Decoy:
I wrote email to Comedy Central to complain about the laugh track on Sports night. They wrote me back and explained that the laugh track was in for the first few seasons. Boy! Do I feel stupid!
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 9:36:46 pm)

Decoy:
No pornography? None at all? Try this : Welcome to the world of DVD-RAM, I tell you!
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 10:08:37 pm)

Decoy:
Hey Shecky, you owe me money. Pay your bar bill.
(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 10:10:03 pm)

theo:
Anyone remember this one? Heruka? Another gem i seemed to have missed place over the years.

(Tue Feb 6, 2001 - 11:25:31 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
A man is stopped by his neighbour: "I've just left the house to collect my paper this morning when your evil big Doberman went for me". To this the shocked man replies: "I really am astounded. I've been feeding that thing for seven years and it’s never got a paper for me.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 3:54:19 am)

Mrs Dr GB:

(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 5:53:29 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
The Nazi bitch is leaving!! Whoop de doo!
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 7:41:31 am)

orange:
let's hope she's not heading East.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 8:28:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
Nor west. Good morning everybody.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 8:33:06 am)

orange:
afternoon
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 8:39:04 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I should imagine she's going straight down. Have no fear. She will not pass go, nor will she collect 200 Aussie dollars.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 9:18:41 am)

:
Old man Johnson had troubles of his own.Had a little cat that wouldn't leave him alone.He tried and tried to give him away,He gave him to a man going far, far away. But the cat came back, the very next day.But the cat came back, they thought he was a goner,But the cat came back, he just couldn't stay away, away, away. He gave it to a man going up in a ballonTold him to give it to the man in the moonThe ballon came down about 20 miles awayAnd where that man is we just can't say. He gave him to a boy with a dollar note,Told him to take up the river in a boat,Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds,And now they're dredging the river for the little boy who drowned. He gave him to a man going way, way out west,Told him to give it to the one he favored best,First the train jumped track, then it hit the rail,And no one is alive today to tell the gruesome tale. Old man Johnson said he'd shoot that cat on sight,So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite.He waited and waited for that cat to come around,But ninety seven pieces of the man were all they ever found The H-bomb fell just the other day,The A-bomb fell in the very same way,Russia went, China went, and the USAThe human race was destroyed without a chance to pray
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 9:32:53 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:00:24 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
How eerily quiet it is today.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:26:26 am)

Sleepy:
I feel very tired and my fringe is flat.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:39:11 am)

Cushca:
It is quite flat actually. Should I do something about that?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:46:40 am)

Sleepy:
Let me sleep.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:47:08 am)

rOb!:
You know, I used to dabble in fringe unflattening. Shall I lend a hand?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:48:45 am)

Sleepy:
You could try. You'll need some help.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:55:53 am)

rOb!:
I've got mad skillz...
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:56:28 am)

Sleepy:
Let the fringe reconstruction begin.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:57:00 am)

rOb!:
Just let me get my air pump and a bag of assorted sized screws. Have you fixed in no time. Care for a magazine while you wait?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:57:14 am)

rOb!:
It may not look like much, but it'll get the job done.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 10:59:47 am)

:
Have you got anything more recent than Vogue May 1993?
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 11:12:28 am)

Sleepy:
Twas me.
(Wed Feb 7, 2001 - 11:12:38 am)