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Chewing Wax:
Yeh.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:59:42 pm)

m©:
Hooked up to a magneto..
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:01:57 pm)

m©:
In parallel with my Tesla Coil..it just might work.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:03:33 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I can run it off the truck battery.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:03:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oooh. You have a Tesla Coil? I need one of those.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:03:59 pm)

m©:
I bought his lost journals and I'm building a time machine.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:06:35 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Can you go back in time and teach the idiots in Florida how to punch a ballot?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:07:48 pm)

m©:
But I'm not sure it'll work..I should have come back by now..
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:07:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
What year is it where you are?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:08:27 pm)

m©:
Even WITH a time machine there's not enough time to teach them that.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:09:12 pm)

m©:
It's 3 hours earlier than your time, future guy.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:10:23 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I know.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:10:43 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oooh. What do you want to know?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:11:01 pm)

m©:
What will the lotto numbers be?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:11:48 pm)

m©:
Did we cure world hunger?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:12:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
13, 17, 8, 40, 42, 43 and the suppliment is 30. And you'll have a space monkey toasting in your net.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:13:09 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No hunger cure yet. But we have flying car pods and bases on Venus.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:13:38 pm)

m©:
woohoo!
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:14:12 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's all up to you. Something you will do in the next three hours turns the tide of the war against the space monkeys. If you fail to act, the human race will be enslaved for all eternity, or until we evolve.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:14:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I forget what you do though. It was pretty impressive. I know that.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:14:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've got to go. My space monkey overloard is whipping me to get him more red nuts. Long live the revolution.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:16:17 pm)

m©:
No problem, I'm turning on the Electric handrail to full. They sometimes disguise themselves as Jehovas Witnesses.. I have a little something for the flying, biting bretheren.see ya have a fine weekend.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:17:46 pm)

m©:
The "Red Hand of Resistance"
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:19:48 pm)

Lurlene:

Yoo hoo rOb!
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:28:01 pm)

rOb!:
I've got a space monkey. I got him trained real good. He'll fetch me my slippers, get me a beer, and he's really good at rolling joints. Though he does slobber over them a lot.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:29:09 pm)

rOb!:
Ok, this is really creepy. I was just at the page looking at that picture of Lurlene, and now she's followed me here....oh, the humanity.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:30:04 pm)

rOb!:
or lack thereof, rather.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:31:29 pm)

rOb!:
GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME, YOU DAMNED DIRTY APE!
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:32:39 pm)

Lurlene:
I could tells you were eyeing me all friendly like
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:33:07 pm)

rOb!:
IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:33:34 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
What impressive thing do you do?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:34:01 pm)

rOb!:
Pardon?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:34:24 pm)

Lurlene:
You've got a real perty mouth on you yes you does
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 4:34:31 pm)