800

Chewing Wax:
http://www.kingnut.com/pistachios.asp
Same price
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:14:19 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going to find you a picture damnit.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:14:42 pm)

orange:
Ooooooh, a picture of a nut... this is turning into one hot friday night.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:16:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:

Hah. Dream my ass.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:16:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Never ever ever a dull moment in Decoy's Lounge.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:16:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You knew all about them. You were just having me on.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:17:24 pm)

orange:
Still the question is.... what's the point?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:17:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There is no point. None.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:18:04 pm)

orange:
they look like kidney beans. never seen them before and don't want to. I wouldn't want to eat them.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:18:13 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Is it like printing logos on eggs?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:18:22 pm)

orange:
You mean they don't come out the chicken like that. I've lost all respect for poultry.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:18:58 pm)

Chewing Wax:
You can tell the idiots by who buys them. Maybe it's a government project.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:19:35 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Why in hell is there what appears to be a gift box next to the bowl of nuts? Do Americans buy these awful things for each other as presents? That's worse than being a nation of gun-owners.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:20:02 pm)

orange:
i have to go and not talk to people now.... wish me luck.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:24:32 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Good luck orange. Go for the mysterious silent thing. Mysterious silent egg-pizza thing.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:26:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Egg pizza. We call that breakfast pizza. That's a government experiment too. There must be a whole red nut sub culture out there. Don't lump me in with those freaks. I don't have a gun. Except for that gattling gun in the turret.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:32:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I've sent you both lovely gift boxes of red pistatios. I know you'll enjoy them.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:33:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And I'll make sure Decoy starts stocking them for the patrons.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:39:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:

Christ, Cleveland is in worse shape then I thought.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:43:25 pm)

m©:
Hang on to your placentas everyone it's Earthquaking all over..
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:46:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Do they have red pistatios in MOOCHLAND®?
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:47:01 pm)

m©:
maybe dying more pistachios red will appease the Earthquake gods..it's worked before in past!
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:48:00 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It could be a piece of dark matter with enormous gravity silently approaching the planet and tearing it apart.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:48:13 pm)

m©:
yeah we have red ones, costco almost gives em away..dirt cheap we cover our garden walkways with the briny things kills slugs and keeps your boots nice and shiny.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:50:21 pm)

m©:
Thats true it could be planet X coming back into the solar system with the flying biting Space monkeys.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:52:34 pm)

m©:
Maybe they'll help uslike they did on Atlantis and give us wisdom instead of just flying at us and biting us.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:54:14 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Space monkeys. I'm going to go get a cage.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:55:29 pm)

m©:
They might even be the ones that are dying the nuts red! as a signal to other space beings.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:55:49 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Seriosly. There can be no actual rational reason for these nuts to be red.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:56:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm buying some electric netting too. Drape it in the trees.
(Fri Jan 26, 2001 - 3:57:39 pm)