rOb!:
Mad cow this, mad cow that. I think this whole thing is just a scam, like the theory that cigarette smoke causes cancer.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:30:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
I only chew on it a little.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:30:54 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Look, I'm not going to waste my time being frightened of mad cow disease. Water apparently now melts brain cells, and Thalidomide is being used to treat cancer. The world's gone mad, mad I tell you!
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:31:01 am)

rOb!:
We don' need no stinking mad cow disease...
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:32:04 am)

The Mad Cow:
Ok, here's the truth. I was looking for a little publicity for my new comedy act, "The Mad Cow." I may have told 60 minutes (in jest, mind you) that I killed people indiscriminately, and they took it the wrong way.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:33:43 am)

Decoy:
That guy kills me.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:34:21 am)

Chewing Wax:
Decoy and my brother can't donate blood because they spent a year in the mid 1980's in Great Britain. They're doomed. Doomed. And I ate a couple Big Macs when I was in London in 1987 and i don't feel so fucking good about that now that I'm looking back on it.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:35:20 am)

rOb!:
We'll have to take all new precautions to see to it that the cows are all happy before they're slaughtered. Mad cows....that's just crazy. What's next, angry cat syndrome?
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:36:03 am)

rOb!:
Disgruntled Doggy Disease?
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:37:04 am)

Decoy:
I never touched a strip of meat in that place, I was a vegetarian the entire time I was there.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:37:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
The beer has a lot of beef in it.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:39:09 am)

Decoy:
I did go to Macdonalds thinking it was safe. I bet they use Chilean beef there anyway.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:39:38 am)

rOb!:
YAY.....Beefy Brew. Yum.....
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:39:38 am)

Sleepy:
Bastard Excel. How I hate it. Bastard.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:39:52 am)

rOb!:
McDonald's doesn't even use beef. It's some sort of soy burger.... Very depressing.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:40:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's a non-sequitor I believe.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:41:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh no. That's meat. Meat of some sort. But meat.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:41:34 am)

rOb!:
Which one?
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:41:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sleepy's. But I forgive her. She is clearly under enormous strain at the moment.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:42:10 am)

rOb!:
Let's all pitch in and get her a good steak.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:43:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
I hate Excel too. I know how she feels.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:44:33 am)

rOb!:
We can get you a good steak, too, Wax. Good steak solves everything.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:45:53 am)

Chewing Wax:
Can I have an ostrich steak though? And none of that mad ostrich either.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:48:16 am)

rOb!:
You got it, Wax. There's a restaraunt here in town that is famous for serving wild game. I'm sure I can rustle you up some ostrich.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:49:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
That would be excellent.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:51:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
Thanks.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:51:42 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
MockDonalds is the only place on earth that calls meat "patties". It's not right. It's not nature's way.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:51:43 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's a very good point. I'll bring that up at the next meeting.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:52:55 am)

rOb!:
Anyone ever heard Wesley Willis' "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds?" It's heee--larious. "McDonald's is a place where you can ROCK!"
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:52:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. I've never heard it.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:53:46 am)

rOb!:
Seek it out forthwith. As a matter of fact, find anything you can by Wesley Willis. Trust me.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:54:30 am)

rOb!:
He's a 300 lb homeless black schizophrenic that makes records.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:55:08 am)

rOb!:
From Chicago, I believe.
(Thu Jan 25, 2001 - 10:55:30 am)