rOb!:
Ahem...I've been told my bass has a nice arse...
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:06:43 pm)

rOb!:
No, wait....I've got the nice arse. Yeah, that's it....me.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:07:07 pm)

rOb!:
Let us not also forget Seligman's wonderful work with Transvision Vamp. (ok, this is sarcastic...)
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:13:15 pm)

Sleepy:
Now that was a really great band.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:17:25 pm)

Sleepy:
Poor Matthew.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:18:00 pm)

rOb!:
Why am I writhing on the floor in near poverty, but Seligman gets all the pity?
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:24:24 pm)

Cushca:
Because he's got a nice arse. Is everyone following this?
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:25:18 pm)

rOb!:
Damn....foiled by the arse AGAIN.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:25:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Oh my aching giant pupils. I'm not supposed to read. Someone fill me in.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:35:41 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Oh dear. I am a twat. I just rang someone who'd offered me a job. I wanted to appear professional. I got the answerphone. I can't do answerphones. I wittered on and then realised I'd run out of words. And at the end of the message I said, "So that's all. Bye". Oh yeah. They'll be keeping my name on the books. Oh yeah.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:37:11 pm)

rOb!:
That was quick, Wax. Basically, you just missed talk about Seligman's 'dreamy' arse.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:37:17 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
When a woman is tired of Seligman's arse, she is tired of life.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:37:52 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I wouldn't know Seligman or his arse if he walked up to me on the street and poked me in my giant pupils.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:38:36 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They said they could tape my glasses together for $35. I jumped all over that offer.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:39:20 pm)

rOb!:
I just had to buy new glasses last week. Cost me over $200, and they blew air in my eyes. I can't stand glaucoma tests. Makes me shudder...
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:40:26 pm)

rOb!:
Next time I talk to Seligman, I'm gonna tell him there's an underground cult devoted exclusively to his arse.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:41:18 pm)

orange:
Work of genius....... http://www.theonion.com/onion3702/cats_miss_woman.html
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:51:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I'm not supposed to be reading
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:52:56 pm)

orange:
this is all very Rutles
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:53:14 pm)

orange:
if only Leggy were here today.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:53:34 pm)

orange:
Wax, get someone to read it for you.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:53:55 pm)

Cushca:
What the fuck are you talking about?
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:55:01 pm)

orange:
who? me?
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:55:15 pm)

Hall Monitor:
Language, please.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:56:05 pm)

orange:
English is the only one i speak.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:56:54 pm)

:
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 12:59:19 pm)

rOb!:
That cat story was funny.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:00:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
If I go on vacation and have someone come feed him, he attacks them. Really. He's a monster.

(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:01:20 pm)

Sleepy:
I haven't booked anything. Goodnight.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:05:41 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Nihgt
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:08:25 pm)

orange:
another great Onion
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:16:47 pm)

:
I have chosen Lismore® as my Waterford pattern. Thank you very much.
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:17:18 pm)

orange:
Marilyn Manson is in town tonight!! Go Brian!!!
(Wed Jan 24, 2001 - 1:17:34 pm)