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Mrs Dr GB:
Urgh. A new devil via e-mail: bullying for good causes. The past couple of days I've had about a dozen e-mails from people ranting about some perfectly worth cause, and then, "add your name to the bottom, and send this e-mail on, please don't break the chain". And I just delete them, which means that I'm responsible for domestic violence and various misscarriages of justice and a trillion acres of rainforest being burnt to the ground. I've achieved a lot, don't you think? I reckon I deserve a drink now.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:03:51 am)

Decoy:
Really?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:04:08 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
worthy. worthy cause.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:04:14 am)

Decoy:
You were the one behind mad cow I bet.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:04:57 am)

Decoy:
You could've stopped it, but the delete button was so quick.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:05:32 am)

Decoy:
Good morning, Wax, how was your visit to Rochester?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:13:08 am)

Cushca:
Afternoon bastards. I should like a bottle of vodka. And a booth please.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:17:05 am)

Chewing Wax:
Give the lady a bottle of our finest Polish vodka. And put it on my tab. The trip to Rochester was okay. Snowed all the way to Pembroke on the way back though. I was home by 7pm. Someone just called here at work, asked for me by name, when I said they were speaking to him, they hung up. That can't be a good sign.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:23:21 am)

Cushca:
Maybe he's going to deliver some lovely flowers to you. Or a hamper full of food. Or a muffin basket. These are all possibilities.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:27:38 am)

Chewing Wax:
but unlikely
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:28:39 am)

Sleepy:
Make sure you leave the building in a heavy disguise.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:31:27 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm doomed
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:33:45 am)

.....:
.... shuffle... the suspect will be leaving the building... stack heels, Groucho facial disguise... don't be fooled... beep...
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:34:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
Platinum blonde wig is all I can dig up.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:38:17 am)

Decoy:
I've never known anyone to be angry at you - except your wife, and your parents. And then not enough to tbe a threat.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 9:54:53 am)

m©:
Sounds like McLuedt found you.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:01:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm in very good standing with the wife and parents at the present time. I couldn't get hold of Anne. Maybe she's been kidnapped. I should never have bet on the Vikings. What was I thinking?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:01:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
Oh yeh. Pitslago.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:03:12 am)

m©:
I wouldnt wear that blonde wig just yet.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:04:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm going to use the old service tunnel that goes under the abandoned steam works and comes up in the grain silo district. Then I'll take the bus west. This is my plan.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:05:50 am)

m©:
When you get to MOOCHLAND® knock on the gate 3 times and say Detlef sent me. I'll let you in.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:07:33 am)

Chewing Wax:
I really appreciate that. Thanks.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:13:08 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
That was me. I'm coming to claim my Polish vodka.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:17:15 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
FUCKING HELL! EVERYTHING IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF! FUCK!
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:24:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
You're not being hunted down by insane Scotts. What are you so upset about?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:37:22 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I need a holiday. For my mental wellness.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 10:58:29 am)

Chewing Wax:
You and me both
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:07:15 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
I was thinking of a fortnight in the lounge. Do you do all-inclusive deals?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:12:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm sure Decoy could arrange something very nice for you.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:15:12 am)

Sleepy:
Will there be piped jazz?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:16:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
Would you like piped jazz?
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:17:15 am)

Cushca:
Come and visit "Cushca's Home From Home for Waifs, Strays and International Terrorists". We will cater for your every hiding need. Call us today, and find out about our special rates for people being driven insane by co-workers and/or pursued by insane Scots.
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:18:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
a room with a view please
(Thu Jan 18, 2001 - 11:26:43 am)