Decoy:
Thrusday was always a heavy. Wax and I used to go to Jim Miller's Lounge on Thursdays. Its long been closed now.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:35:14 am)

Dr GB:
MUD TOUCHERS? SNARFTH!
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:43:04 am)

Cushca:
What time is it now in Los Angeles?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:46:32 am)

Decoy:
Almost 7 am in LA.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:47:49 am)

:
6:46 am
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:47:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
More cheese graters
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:50:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
Sorry. Hello.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 9:50:24 am)

(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:04:12 am)

We want our lungs pink when they fry us eh?:
Taking its war on smoking to a more graphic level, Canada's government proposed today that cigarette packs carry color photographs of diseased hearts and cancerous lungs and lips. And to illustrate a link between cigarette smoking and male impotence, Canadian health authorities chose a photograph of a symbolically limp cigarette. Trying to blunt smoking's sex appeal, the warning would read: "Cigarettes may cause sexual impotence due to decreased blood flow to the penis. This can prevent you from having an erection."
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:04:27 am)

(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:06:06 am)

(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:08:22 am)

Decoy:
So, I met JIMMY at the Buffalo airport lass night. Quite a time we haf!
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:11:21 am)

Dr GB:
Can it really be only one hour since I came back from lunch?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:11:39 am)

Decoy:
MIT OUT CESS!
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:11:51 am)

Dr GB:
So hang on, if I smoke, it means I can't get an erection?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:12:25 am)

I was handing out flowers
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:12:31 am)

Decoy:
I bought him a value meal at Nathans, I told him not to get the double saurkraut but he just didn't liss'n.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:17:10 am)

Decoy:
I called Wax to come join us, but he said he was in bed already. More hot dogs for us then, eh JIMMY?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:18:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
I was sleeping eh? Sorry I missed all the fun.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:24:47 am)

Chewing Wax:
I rise with the sun and go to bed with the sun, so my winter days are pretty short.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:25:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
Causin I forgot to pay my hydro bill eh?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:26:20 am)

Frankini:

Well!!?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:30:41 am)

Decoy:
Thats Fredini, stupid.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:31:49 am)

Chewing Wax:
Which?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:35:46 am)

Chewing Wax:
Joe just paged me cause his Oracle stocked plummeted in price. Then I told him it split and he was happy again. Fucking amateurs.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:39:34 am)

Dr GB:
pants
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:41:11 am)

Chewing Wax:
Pants indeed.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:41:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
Wally pants
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:41:44 am)

Chewing Wax:
I've had my quote wrong all these years. It's not "You're a failure aren't you scientist?" It's "You're another failure aren't you scientist?" The Devil is in the details.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:42:54 am)

Myk Murphy:
yeah, decoy, the town is abuzz with the michael jordan deal. anything to rescue the hopes of our poor wizards team.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:43:14 am)

Chewing Wax:
Bullets. You mean The Bullets right?
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:45:24 am)

Decoy:
"Bull"-its. Coincidence??
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:46:05 am)

Weather Man:
The Wednesday night through early Friday storm will be significant as Eastern cities from Washington, D.C., through New York and Boston have the potential for significant snow and strong winds, and the entire Northeast will experience dangerous bitter cold air," NOAA said. Of course, by next spring, people living in cities like Washington D.C. will completely forget that they get horrible weather in the winter and resume claiming that their climate is unsurpassed in it's mildness and harmony with human nature.
(Thu Jan 20, 2000 - 10:47:00 am)