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Decoy:
Ah dammit. Perhaps more meta tags ...
(Tue Nov 14, 2000 - 11:11:56 pm)
theo:
damn. i can't vote for myself here? guess i'm lacking brownie points. aint no love here.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 3:33:38 am)
theo:
i feel so empty and insignificant. sigh.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 3:47:55 am)
theo:
i don't wanna be president anyway...
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 3:54:14 am)
theo:
fairwell. cruel board.lol.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 3:55:10 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
"Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.""Is it common? ""It's not unusual. "
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 5:34:15 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet."My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? ""Well, " says the vet, " let's have a look at him."So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.Finally, he says,"I'm going to have to put him down.""What? Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's too heavy. "
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 5:34:32 am)
Sleepy:
Ha ha!
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 6:03:20 am)
Cushca:
That is a fucking fantastic joke.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 6:03:21 am)
:
this week's Onion is the funniest thing in the world.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 8:08:31 am)
Decoy:
Sorry theo. Nothing personal. Besides, you have to be human and born in the country to be president, so the election was a Florida, anyway.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 8:26:28 am)
Decoy:
That is a funny joke. Its got a simple elegance, a symmetry that's lacking in today's potty mouth humor.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 8:27:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
You can say, "he's too fucking heavy". That makes it nice and smutty.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 8:53:24 am)
Chewing Wax:
speaking of which, my cat finally took a dump after a record 17 days. He seemed fine.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 8:54:25 am)
Decoy:
Cat eats like that and don't shit, cat's gonna die.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:04:37 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning! your cat is anything but fine.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:04:57 am)
Decoy:
"Seemed" fine.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:08:29 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:20:35 am)
Sleepy:
Hello.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:23:03 am)
Chewing Wax:
17 DAYS
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:23:23 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:23:35 am)
Myk Murphy:
are you sure that the cat hasn't simply been crapping in some of your shoes for the last 2 weeks? you might want to investigate further, but do it carefully.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:36:39 am)
Sleepy:
I tried on a pink sweater at lunchtime and now I'm completely covered in a thin, hazy layer of pink fibres. Cushca is helping to tidy me up.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:39:25 am)
Myk Murphy:
yeah, the Onion was sharp this week.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:39:29 am)
Chewing Wax:
Owens-Corning jumper?
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:40:17 am)
Myk Murphy:
cushca is very kind.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:40:43 am)
:
It was 18 days actually.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:47:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Actually, he's right.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:49:51 am)
Sleepy:
Wonder-bowel.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:50:14 am)
Sleepy:
I hope you didn't squeeze the cat.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:50:39 am)
Sleepy:
Sorry.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:50:55 am)
Chewing Wax:
I was this close to taking him back to the vet for a good squeezing, but then he came through all on his own. Saved me at least $50 I'm guessing. But let's change the subject.
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 9:54:06 am)
Myk Murphy:
do they have "high fiber" diets for cats?
(Wed Nov 15, 2000 - 10:01:31 am)