639
Myk Murphy:
i felt sick to my stomach while watching this thing on cnn and the networks. now it's down to a thousand votes. this is too much to take!
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 8:40:02 am)
Chewing Wax :
Pardon me for breathing which I don't do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it, OH GOD I'M SO DEPRESSED
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 8:54:25 am)
Chewing Wax :
I have one word to say, and I'm saying it with horror and bewilderment. "FLORIDA?"
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:07:08 am)
Sleepy:
Exactly.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:07:47 am)
Decoy:
This is not how it was supposed to be. I thought that the popular vote would go to Bush and the Electorial College would make Gore the president. I'm glad I voted for myself, still.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:23:28 am)
Cushca:
It's all bad.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:24:10 am)
Chewing Wax:
Florida?
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:24:42 am)
Chewing Wax:
I voted for that chick from Cowboy Junkies. You know the one.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:25:19 am)
Squi:
I have followed this election very closely. I have read countless column inches of news and views. I stayed up all night and watched with anticipation. I have come to the following conclusion...
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:26:12 am)
Decoy:
Well, it certainly is historic.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:26:22 am)
Squi:
I am almost completely out of snacks.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:26:47 am)
Decoy:
You didn't vote for me???
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:27:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Of course I voted for you. That Cowboy Junkies chick was running for State Assembly.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:29:26 am)
Decoy:
Ann Richards??
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:29:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
Someone get Squi snacks. We have a case of pork rinds in the back I think.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:29:58 am)
Decoy:
Get her the ones cooked in lowfat oil.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:31:13 am)
Squi:
This election is bad. It's a heavy drain on my hibernation ration.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:35:38 am)
Decoy:
She is sqandering the calories, I doubt she'll last through till spring.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:36:55 am)
Decoy:
Ironically, the Floridians may have voted away Social Security.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:38:04 am)
S.N.I.:
"Let them fight with swords".
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:38:12 am)
S.N.I.:
This has been a Squi International News report. Squi International News - available in many fine wooded areas around the world. Featuring top stories as reported by:- Squi. Squi's friend. And Squi's cousin from Germany. You heard it here first. "I know it's true. Squi told me."
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:38:57 am)
S.N.I.:
We are trying to get our logo right. We are now temporarily renamed Squi News International.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:41:35 am)
Chewing Wax:
Cousin in Germany?
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:44:47 am)
Decoy:
I have a cousin in Germany, do you know him?
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:45:56 am)
:
Get countin' you buncha Cubans!Yee hah!!
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:46:27 am)
S.N.I.:
Thank you for your interest in communicating with Squi. Please note that Squi cannot answer any personal questions at this time as he is performing a snack-count in each of the US states.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:51:03 am)
Detlef Spang:
Yah, Paraguay is beautiful this time of year.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:52:30 am)
Chewing Wax:
prickle-bark hats?
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 9:55:28 am)
Decoy:
If I ever see that Detlef Spang guy, I'm gonna fight him.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 10:04:35 am)
Detlef Spang:
They look better on some volks.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 10:05:21 am)
Detlef Spang:
Cousin Decoy have you forgotten the bags of gold teeth? Shtum!
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 10:06:47 am)
Chewing Wax:
According to my voice mail, I'm the new starting power forward for the LA Clippers.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 10:08:06 am)
Decoy:
See what I mean, who wants a turn? I'll hold him down.
(Wed Nov 8, 2000 - 10:09:11 am)