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(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 4:41:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
beer
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 4:42:39 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This is a transcription of an actual phone conversation I just had with the wife:Wax: What do you want to do for dinner?
Anne:I'm flexable
Wax: Oh yeh? Can you touch the back of your head with your heel?
Anne:Yes, as a matter of fact I can.
Wax: Cool. Let me see.
Anne:You can't see over the phone.
Wax: Oh yeh. Okay. See you soon. Love you. Goodbye.
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 5:01:42 pm)
vega$ paul:
Wow, I'm impressed by that 'back of the head' thing.
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 5:16:24 pm)
m©:
Get a picture of that.
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 5:20:37 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't believe a word of it
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 5:36:17 pm)
Decoy:
That could've been Lucy and Ricky ... I believe that happened.
(Thu Nov 2, 2000 - 9:31:42 pm)
Queenie:
Hello!
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 3:32:10 am)
Sleepy:
Good morning.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 6:32:42 am)
Myk Murphy:
good morning, folks. glorious friday for you, i hope.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 8:03:51 am)
Sleepy:
Oh, I've done that thing where you order something from Amazon just for hell of it, when you don't really need anything and you don't really want it that much either. How wasteful.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:46:42 am)
Sleepy:
Maybe I'll find it indispensable when it arrives.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:48:15 am)
Sleepy:
Hello Myk.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:50:13 am)
Sleepy:
Where is everyone? Stomp, stomp, stomp. I'm shaking my tiny fists in rage.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:53:57 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:54:46 am)
Sleepy:
That last bit wasn't true but I wanted to say "tiny fists". I'm sorry. It's from a They Might Be Giants song. In case anyone was worried. But there's no-one here to be worried.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:54:57 am)
Sleepy:
Hello Chewing Wax.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:55:33 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hello Sleepy. I think you were really shaking your tiny fists in rage. I have a clear mental picture.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 9:57:04 am)
Sleepy:
So alt really is going to jail today, eh?
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:03:58 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is he? What did he do?
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:04:27 am)
Sleepy:
I don't know.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:10:36 am)
Myk Murphy:
i vaguely remember something about alt and the criminal justice system, but it's all a blur.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:12:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
Is it just me or somewhere along the line did Alt turn into heruka?
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:20:08 am)
Myk Murphy:
um... that thought was running through my mind, as well.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:26:00 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
GOD DAMMIT! I just poured the kettle and the steam from it melted my mascara and glued my eyelashes together.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:29:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
Now that's funny
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:30:33 am)
Mrs Dr GB:
I thought so too. Took me quite some time to prise them apart.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:48:50 am)
Myk Murphy:
in the USA, you could sue the kettle company and the mascara company. someone should have to pay dearly for turning you into tammy faye bakker.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:55:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
and all water should come with a warning, "Will Turn into mascara melting steam when heated!". I think we have a pretty good case of wreckless product design.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 10:59:29 am)
Myk Murphy:
in Tropical Flesh Mandala, robyn muses that he is "feeling so good-natured I could drool." clearly, my gray cat is of the same mindset. when she's in total purr mode while being petted, her salivary glands go into overdrive. i had to put a napkin under her face to keep her from soaking my sleeve.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 11:16:34 am)
Chewing Wax:
I think they call that rabies
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 11:19:07 am)
Myk Murphy:
so how 'bout that george w bush and his (distilled) spirit of '76? i have a feeling that he may get broadsided with more revelations as we get even closer to the vote. both he and cheney are drunk drivers, but they'll get limos from now on.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 11:27:13 am)
theo~:
Hi Myk...check out my groovy animated gift, i made myself..
i'm so dawg gone proud...Jasc Animation sure 3 sure is fun.....i must go show it off a BSDR now....heh heh.
(Fri Nov 3, 2000 - 11:33:14 am)