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Decoy:
I had a rubber tomahawk when I was a kid.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:07:09 pm)
Decoy:
I'm at he Library right now, BTW.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:07:20 pm)
bela:
Boring old day.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:07:25 pm)
Chewing Wax:
This office is so muggy and hot. It's retarded.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:16:00 pm)
Queenie:
I hate my bed. Every day I wake up feeling awful.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:16:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I've got 50lbs of dog hair coming my way. This is going to be great.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:16:21 pm)
Queenie:
and I toss and turn every night, sometimes until the sun comes up.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:16:34 pm)
Queenie:
I turn myself on in the dark.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:21:25 pm)
bela:
Check this out: my friend just sent me an email he recieved from an intern in his office.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:34:46 pm)
bela:
An undergraduate intern. Umm, can you say inappropriate? The entire NY Office? No wonder they had low expectations of the graduate interns they brought in…
-----Original Message-----
From: Bridgette
Sent: Friday, July 30, 2004 3:27 PM
To: NYOffice
Subject: need some help
Hi everyone not to bother you but this message is intended for all, especially females in the office. If anyone knows of a good eyebrow waxing place please let me know. Or even a place that does eyebrow threading.
Thanks
Bridgette
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:35:23 pm)
Queenie:
at least it wasn't bikini waxing.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:37:41 pm)
Queenie:
but what the hell is "eyebrow threading"?
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:37:48 pm)
bela:
Its this process where they take threads and wrap them around the hairs and pull them out that way. Its painful but supposed to be much better that plucking or tweezing. I've never had it done.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:40:07 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That had to be a joke right?
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:43:59 pm)
Queenie:
it sounds like it's essentially the same thing as tweezing.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:52:54 pm)
Queenie:
I mean, you're still pulling the hairs out either way
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:53:07 pm)
bela:
No, not a joke.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 3:56:40 pm)
bela:
I guess its more precise than tweezing, I don't know, look it up online.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:05:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Yeh. Look it up lazy face.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:09:19 pm)
bela:
lazy face.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:09:57 pm)
Queenie:
how would you describe the sound of a golf club hitting a ball? I've been saying "whoosh" but I don't really think that quite nails it.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:20:42 pm)
Queenie:
i'm not a lazy face. but I do have a lazy eye.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:21:00 pm)
Queenie:
and also, bela you would know this you work in the city with hip people, what brand of sunglasses would a rich executive wear?
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:23:05 pm)
Queenie:
a rich MALE executive
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:29:27 pm)
bela:
I have no idea.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:31:44 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I knew she was going to say that
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:33:34 pm)
Froupie:
eyebrow threading. thats hilarious.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:44:31 pm)
bela:
I am pretty disconnected from the world of rich male executives.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:49:49 pm)
Froupie:
i got my bosses amex bill today from his shopping trip in new york. over 11 grand. he spent a few grand in jil sander on shirts alone. his girlfriend bought 6 marc jacobs bags in the sale. i was appalled. and jealous.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:50:50 pm)
Froupie:
my boss is wearing hermes sunglasses these days. he wont touch gucci with a bargepole.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 4:51:57 pm)
Queenie:
hermes?
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 5:00:56 pm)
Queenie:
yes. he bought them in Bali. fantastic.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 5:02:42 pm)
Queenie:
sidney has the biggest pimple i've ever seen on her nose. it's been there for days just getting bigger and bigger. she won't let me touch it. she says she doesn't want her face to look like mine, all scarred and nasty. she's probably got a point.
(Fri Jul 30, 2004 - 5:08:36 pm)