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Sleepy:
I've just laminated something. It was the most fun I've had in this building for some time.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 11:59:19 am)
Sleepy:
I've also stabbed myself with a badge. Ouch.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 11:59:39 am)
Chewing Wax:
Let me think...
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:10:19 pm)
:
this amp goes to 11
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:15:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's good one. But no. I think... the "old woman" sketch from the Holy Grail.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:28:18 pm)
Queenie:
Good morning youngsters!
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:30:23 pm)
:
..she turned me into a Newt!
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:34:57 pm)
:
I got better...
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:36:27 pm)
Myk Murphy:
"the big easy" is one of your favorite films, sleepy? i would not have guessed that. laminated badges are quite sharp, and are often used as weaponry at firms with limited budgets for security.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 12:57:17 pm)
Sleepy:
The laminated card was fine; it was the pointy pin that injured me. The Big Easy is fantastic. Oh yes indeed.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:03:12 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Is that the one with Dennis Quaid?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:08:55 pm)
Myk Murphy:
what's funny is that no one down there calls new orleans by that nickname. except the tourists and dennis quaid, of course.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:13:41 pm)
Myk Murphy:
cleveland is the same way. the rest of the nation regularly calls it "that polluted shithole in ohio," but you won't hear the locals using that monicker. strange.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:15:27 pm)
Chewing Wax:
And they keep denying that their river burst into flames
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:20:21 pm)
Myk Murphy:
yup. of course, one of my high school history teachers was from the aforementioned shithole, and he spoke quite candidly about the fire fighters giving the river its annual summertime foaming. an act of futility, he said.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:24:37 pm)
:
Narlenes
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:40:48 pm)
Myk Murphy:
that took me a second. to my ear, it sounds like it's often written: n' awlins. even more fun are the bizarre accents spoken in the suburbs. nearby there's an area called "chalmette" that uses an accent like no other. long island meets jersey shore by way of mississippi.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 1:49:48 pm)
Chewing Wax:
World Series tickets go onsale Saturday morning at 9:00am over the phone only. You can buy up to four tickets for one game only. $160 for box seats. $110 for everything else. They're giving them away!
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:03:46 pm)
Myk Murphy:
that's quite a bargain. i had no idea.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:12:23 pm)
Myk Murphy:
How do you make a gay baby cry?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:29:22 pm)
Myk Murphy:
You pull the pacifier out of his ass!! ha ha. I'm here alone it seems.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:35:42 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I'm back. And just in time I see.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:36:44 pm)
theo~:
heh heh...good one Myk.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:37:01 pm)
theo~:
What does a prostitute get at the end of her day?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:38:57 pm)
theo~:
A box full of assorted creams......................yik, yik, yik, yik,yik....., i 'm outta here. bye.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:41:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
nice
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:42:23 pm)
Heruka:
How do you get a horny dog that's humping you leg to stop?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:42:38 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Hello Heruka. We've missed you.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:43:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
but go on. How?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:43:25 pm)
Heruka:
You pick him up and start sucking his dick!
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:43:50 pm)
Heruka:
Hello Wax.
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:44:00 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You win
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:45:02 pm)
Heruka:
How was your summer?
(Tue Oct 17, 2000 - 2:47:00 pm)