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Chewing Wax:
Oh termity,
Do us all a favor please.
Cut your tounge out now.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:46:17 pm)

An Original Haiku (Werthers unfortunately):



(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:46:38 pm)

Detlef Sping:
a goddamn freight train of Sulfur
always really sorry,
annoying,
he's your friend.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:46:55 pm)

Queenie:
hee
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:49:14 pm)

:
Jumping up and down
It always seems so much fun
Shagging is better though
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:49:17 pm)

Queenie:
more! more!
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:49:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
tongue lounge.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:49:21 pm)

:
me a simple man
the universal woman
always on my mind
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:51:30 pm)

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Shoot me now please
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:51:54 pm)

:
a little sheepish
too wound up in it's cotton
close my mind today
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:53:37 pm)

Queenie:
forever bitching
about everything, nothing
rant, pretty boy, rant
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:53:51 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Dreams of Q-tips
walking crap machine
sweater better fit.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:55:04 pm)

:
Queenie takes the World
in hand an scolds the ones who
truth and love evades
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:55:57 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Thats it,
I've fucking had it with haikus,
no shit.

Auf.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:56:34 pm)

Queenie:
you're a genius, detlef.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:57:45 pm)

Queenie:
somene from boston just called me.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:58:13 pm)

:
That was truly beautiful!
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:58:22 pm)

Queenie:
but they didn't leave a message. that pisses me off.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 2:58:24 pm)

Froupie:
i called my dad today and asked him if i could have access to my trust fund, he said what trust fund? i said, you mean you didn't set one up for me?
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:00:14 pm)

Froupie:
anyway, we're talking.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:00:39 pm)

Queenie:
my whole family is so damn broke. if my grandmother died, I would be entitled to one third of my mother's one seventh of her estate. that's about it for family money.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:02:22 pm)

:

Read my lips.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:03:48 pm)

Froupie:
my dad is loaded. where the money is i have no idea. but i'm working on it.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:04:41 pm)

Queenie:
my grandmother does have some pretty valuable property, but valuable property in hollidaysburg pennsylvania translates to precisely dick anywhere else.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:05:36 pm)

:

straddle my hips
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:06:44 pm)

Froupie:
all my grnadparents are long gone. one died in a nuthouse. she had about 14 cats too.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:08:27 pm)

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(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:08:34 pm)

Queenie:
shit. that boston number was grant's record company. guess I should have answered it.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:08:56 pm)

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(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:10:09 pm)

Queenie:
my grandmother SHOULD be in a nuthouse. she doesn't have cats but she had this horrible schnauzer named Hans, but she had to get rid of him when he attacked her caregiver. I think he thought the caregiver was trying to harm her or something. anyway he was a terrible little creature.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:11:37 pm)

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(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:12:38 pm)

Froupie:
the whole maternal side of my family is insane. the paternal side were gentle sweet-natured rich folk. apart from dad, who is a twit.
(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:13:34 pm)

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(Wed Apr 28, 2004 - 3:14:07 pm)