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bela:
Who knows.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:37:31 am)
bela:
God my roommate is driving me crazy. Complains complains complains.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:40:33 am)
Froupie:
georgina's been moaning to me about her roommate today.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:41:45 am)
Froupie:
apparently she totters all over the flat at 6am in her stilettos making a racket.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:43:03 am)
bela:
She complained that the dogs tried to nose open her door all night, so I have to buy a child gate for the livingroom/kitchen area so they can't get down the hall to our bedrooms and then she was complaining that the knobs to the stove were cheap and coming off and she started gluing them back on at 6:30 this morning. I said its 6:30 in the morning and you're gluing stove knobs on the stove. Whoa.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:43:18 am)
Froupie:
it would be cheaper for you to kick her out than buy gates and new knobs.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:44:08 am)
bela:
No crapski.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:45:24 am)
Froupie:
living with people is not natural, surely.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:47:21 am)
bela:
I hate when she gets up when I do, she did yesterday morning and then today.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:51:41 am)
Froupie:
the dogs keep trying to nose into her room at night? i bet shes got a secret stash of food in there. dogs can tell.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:53:49 am)
:
hide teh beefhearts.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 10:58:27 am)
bela:
They can't get in my room because the door is shut and the door handle on her door is broken so she can't shut the door. All the door handles throughout the apartment have come off - really cheap. She complains about that.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:01:19 am)
Chewing Wax:
Poor Anne. Whenever she moves in bed or speaks, no matter what time, the dogs go crazy thinking they're going to get breakfast. So, at 6:00am she asks me what time it was and I go, "Shut up!". Nice thing to say for the first thing in the morning. I feel bad now.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:04:18 am)
Froupie:
buy her a porsche, she'll forgive you.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:06:04 am)
Detlef Sping:
Tell her you thought it was time to shut up
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:06:33 am)
Detlef Sping:
It was pretty early to be talking.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:07:03 am)
bela:
Thats not that mean, she can call you a dickhead.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:07:54 am)
bela:
She keeps telling Franco hes got to work on his business.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:08:32 am)
Chewing Wax:
It was pretty early to be talking.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:11:30 am)
:
Two men were walking down the street. One says, "Hey, did I tell you that my dog has no nose?" The other man, confused, replies. "Really? How does he open a door?"
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:12:17 am)
Chewing Wax:
The old double back switcheroo
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:12:44 am)
Detlef Sping:
All the door handles
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:13:05 am)
Detlef Sping:
With his teeth?
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:13:53 am)
Detlef Sping:
Or with the stump left where his nose was.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:14:57 am)
:
The first man answers, "With his prehensile tail, of course."
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:16:37 am)
Detlef Sping:
He might be able to get enough grip or suction to turn the handle a bit but not if they're all loose and coming off. In my opinion.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:16:49 am)
Froupie:
ha my boss is in such a i dont give a fuck mood today. he signed laura's leaving card "good for you have a great life" right across the front of the card, i said you cant do that and he just laughed.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:16:56 am)
Detlef Sping:
it was a trick.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:17:22 am)
Froupie:
i gave him a cheque to sign and he laughed and said im not fucking paying that send it back to them!
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:17:42 am)
Decoy:
Monkey dogs.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:17:43 am)
Chewing Wax:
I was going to answer that stump thing. It makes the most sense.
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:21:40 am)
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(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:22:00 am)
Chewing Wax:
If dogs has prehensile tails it was be insane
(Wed Apr 21, 2004 - 11:22:42 am)