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Chewing Wax:
My Dad loves those birds. He keeps track of their comings and goings and how many eggs there are and how many babies and how many get killed by jets taking off at the airport.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:26:01 pm)

Detlef Sping:
crows and falcons could fight to the death between innings.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:26:07 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Crows have no sense of humor
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:26:36 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Your Dad loves just those birds? and other birds not so much? or equal?
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:27:30 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He used to feed the birds but he's too old to go out in the snow, so I think he likes all birds, but those birds more because they're on the internet.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:28:20 pm)

Chewing Wax:
He's not too old to go out in the snow, he's just decided he doesn't want to go out in the snow. To feed the birds.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:28:55 pm)

Detlef Sping:
The crows around here are far smarter than most of the people on the street.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:28:58 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I can understand completely.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:29:42 pm)

Chewing Wax:
They're smart as hell. My friend had an injured one in his back yard and there were like five others guarding it. Amazing.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:29:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
They attack my cats like Zeroes.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:30:44 pm)

Detlef Sping:
They've still got an operation going with the squirrels.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:31:24 pm)

Detlef Sping:
They go for the garbage bags full of rice and chicken guts. the crows break the bags with their beaks, and the squirrels move in with the hands.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:32:52 pm)

Detlef Sping:
and then the squirrels string the chicken guts along the overhead wires for blocks, it's amazing.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:33:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
The crows are doing it for the rice.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:34:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I'm not sure why the squirrels are doing it.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:34:54 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Maybe it's one of the signs of the 'End Times' or something.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:35:34 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Damn the squirrels and their gutstringing Biblical obligations.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:37:05 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I have no idea what I'm talking about
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:37:56 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And yet you make perfect sense
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:47:03 pm)

..the chicken jerky is just about ready.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 1:58:18 pm)

bela:
I have a bird feeder near my window.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:00:47 pm)

Everyone please remain calm, we think the squirrels are trying to tell us something important.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:01:29 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I feed birds all the time.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:02:07 pm)

bela:
Awesome! My The Sebadoh album came. Great album.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:02:27 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Sounds like hillbilly jazz.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:03:24 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Kazzoos and banjos?
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:04:14 pm)

Detlef Sping:

Jim Kweskin Jug band
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:07:33 pm)

bela:
I need a pedicure so badly!
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:11:20 pm)

(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 2:12:54 pm)

Chewing Wax:
A pedicure? You're such a girly girl.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 3:04:14 pm)

Froupie:
them crows freak me out
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 3:08:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Could you imagine paying for the complete first season of What's Happening?

And weirder still, this guy said, "What's Happening!!" to me right before lunch and I was whistling that fucking theme song all the way home.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 3:14:06 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Someone is watching me.
(Fri Apr 16, 2004 - 3:14:28 pm)