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Queenie:
I was only ever approached by Jehovah's Witnesses once. I was at a bus stop and they pulled up in a car and got out - a man and a woman. The man had such a horrible lazy eye that pointed the opposite direction of the other eye that it froze me like a deer in headlights. I can't remember everything that was said, but I remember I had a really hard time getting them to go away.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:18:59 am)

Chewing Wax:
Keep some Watchtowers handy. It just bewilders them.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:20:07 am)

:
Jehovahs Grifters.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:20:32 am)

Queenie:
I've heard many friends tell stories of how they handled the people that come to the door. Answering naked, telling them, "I'm sorry I can't talk right now, I'm on the phone trying to find a twelfth person for the coven"...stuff like that.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:21:27 am)

m©:
oops that was me..Good day.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:21:51 am)

m©:
Tell them you'll see em in Hell then tell them to hold on tight to the railing..
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:23:03 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hello m. Were you the one who recommended ceramic tile with under floor heating for my kitchen?
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:23:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm laughing so hard
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:24:15 am)

m©:
Yes that sounds like something I'dd say..
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:24:32 am)

Chewing Wax:
I can't stop laughing
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:24:57 am)

m©:
Nitrous?
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:26:13 am)

Queenie:
Heh
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:26:41 am)

m©:
Hello Queenie, Your bouncer bela is a laugh.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:27:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
Your hold on tight to the railing line. Funny to me.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:28:00 am)

Queenie:
My bouncer? I think she's hysterical.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:28:18 am)

Queenie:
She plays the tuba...no one who plays the tuba can be bad.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:29:01 am)

m©:
They usually dont come back..
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:29:05 am)

m©:
She plays the tuba??..ok that explains a lot...I think she's quite funny.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:30:09 am)

Queenie:
It's nice to have someone else take all the shit for a change. And she's tough, she can handle it.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:31:08 am)

m©:
Shit handling can be tough.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:33:02 am)

Queenie:
So Wax are you going to go see the Exorcist? I'd like to...I've only ever seen it edited for TV, but I have a real problem with movie vomiting. It gets me every time. Even off-screen.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:33:28 am)

Queenie:
Tell me about it.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:33:39 am)

m©:
Subliminal shots of Prague.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:34:34 am)

Queenie:
Mmm...Prague.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:35:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
I think I've found Heruka

(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:36:39 am)

Queenie:
what exactly is that a picture of?
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:40:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
Heruka in Prague throwing pickles at the IMF meeting. Or something. I spotted it on the front page of www.cnn.com
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:41:02 am)

m©:
I'm getting ready to open the new country MOOCHLAND©..printing passports and tickets..plugging in the electric chair 'Old Crispy'...I got a deal with an 'Electrocutiontainment' Show on Fox..
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:41:52 am)

Queenie:
Pickles in Prague. Sounds like a band name.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:41:53 am)

Queenie:
Old Crispy...man, you ain't right.
(Tue Sep 26, 2000 - 11:42:15 am)