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Mrs Dr GB:
Sounds like a plan.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:18:07 am)

Froupie:
ive got it all worked out. sort of.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:18:50 am)

Chewing Wax:
If you survive the Balkan death germs.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:18:55 am)

Detlef Sping:

then you'll get plenty of sweaters.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:19:05 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
This could be your future wardrobe. Gasp.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:19:30 am)

Froupie:
not knitted swans. i'll die.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:20:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
After a couple years you get used to it. It seems normal.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:20:21 am)

Detlef Sping:
I'd wear 3 of them. I'm scared of swans.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:20:34 am)

Chewing Wax:
Swans go right for the crotch.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:20:53 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
If you wore any of them, the swans would be scared of you.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:20:58 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
THAT'S how the royals perform a service to society. They eat all the swans. I knew there had to be something.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:21:25 am)

Froupie:
you sound liek you know that from experience chewing wax
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:21:34 am)

Detlef Sping:
With good reason.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:21:43 am)

Froupie:
my best mate got stood up by this swedish guy, i just found his picture online

(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:23:12 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Your friend had a lucky escape.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:23:27 am)

Froupie:
we called him don corleone
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:23:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not me. My brother. All large birds attack him without provication. Specially pelicans. He's been attacked by pelicans in Florida and Mykanos. They hate him.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:24:21 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Does he wash his underpants in mackerel?
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:25:37 am)

Chewing Wax:

This bastard. Everyone and their mother is petting and feeding this thing and my brother walks up and nearly gets his hoo hah clipped off. Oh we laughed and laughed.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:26:18 am)

Froupie:
they could swallow it whole
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:27:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
And then a year later the exact same thing happened in Florida. I have that captured on film somewhere.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:28:42 am)

Detlef Sping:

No snapping birds here
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:29:02 am)

Chewing Wax:
Swans are nasty bitter angry birds.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:29:23 am)

Froupie:
they really are, i've been chased by them
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:29:55 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Maybe your brother looks like a member of the royal family?
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:30:34 am)

Sleepy:
Hello. I have a hideous cold. I've been sneezing for nearly 24 hours. I'm very tired from all the sudden propelling across the room.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:30:56 am)

Froupie:
not princess anne i hope
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:31:05 am)

Froupie:
hello sleepy
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:31:24 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Hello Sleepy. I'm sorry to hear that. Tuck yourself up on the sofa with a blanket and some hot lemon and some crappy, crappy daytime TV.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:31:34 am)

Froupie:
it sounds like the balkan flu
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:32:30 am)

Sleepy:
Hello all. I did watch a fantastic Doris Day/Frank Sinatra film earlier called Young At Heart. Frank's character, despite being really whiney, ended up with Doris's character. It was great.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:32:49 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
You should write for a TV magazine.
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:33:54 am)

Queenie:
rick's latest shining moment
(Tue Apr 13, 2004 - 11:34:00 am)