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Detlef Sping:
get Aunt Barbara her own ham.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:17:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Why not? Ham is cheap.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:18:18 pm)

Detlef Sping:
It sure is.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:18:47 pm)

bela:
Ham is gross. I guess I'll watch Joe walk around my apartment naked for easter.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:19:01 pm)

bela:
Sorry, that was gross.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:19:08 pm)

Detlef Sping:
chicken is really cheap here.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:19:27 pm)

Redneck quote:
...ah hated thet woomin, she was a friend of a friend who ah's no longer friends wif ah w'd hafta hang aroun' wif her an' her stoopid annoyin' chile "noah" when th' friend ah's no longer friends wif came t'viset NYC. Thet kid was sech an asshole. We'd hoof it out fo' lunch an' he'd say "ah cain't ett dairy, ah's allergic t'it". ah wanted t'ram a hunk of cheese down his throat.Yo' know th' fuckin' kid warn't allergic t'dairy, his stoopid recycled lesbian Maw jest wanted t'make a trimenjus deal about grub issues. Noah, thet alone jest inrages me. These stoopid "progressive" parents name their homely spawn names like Zechariah an' Josh o' Noah. Its so retarded, cuss it all t' tarnation. "we send our chile t'a progressive skoo so please doesn't talk t'him in babytalk as he will regress mentally"...please only wears bright colo's aroun' our chile. Ugh, they make me sick. Shet mah mouth!

(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:19:53 pm)

Chewing Wax:

(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:20:09 pm)

Jive quote:
...I hated dat honky chick, she wuz some homey uh a homey who ah' am no longa' homeys wid I would gots'ta hang around wid ha' and ha' stupid annoyin' child "noah" when de homey I'm no longa' homeys wid came t'visit NYC. Dat kid wuz such an asshole. We'd go out fo' lunch and he would say "I kin't feed da bud dairy, I'm allergic t'it". ah' wants'ed t'ram some hunk uh cheese waaay down his droat. Man!You's know de fuckin' kid wuzn't allergic t'dairy, his stupid recycled lesbian mom just wants'ed t'make some big deal about food issues. Noah, dat alone plum enrages me. Dese stupid "progressive" parents dojigger deir ugly spawn dojiggers likes Ben and Josh o' Noah. Lop some boogie. Its so's retarded. "we drow our child t'a progressive farm so's please duzn't rap t'him in babytalk as he gots'ta regress mentally"...please only wear bright colo's around our child. Ugh, dey make me sick. Ya' know?

(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:20:32 pm)

Detlef Sping:
gross as hanging rats.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:20:36 pm)

Detlef Sping:
huh?
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:20:58 pm)

Swedish chef quote:
...I heted thet vumun, she-a ves a freeend ooff a freeend vhu I em nu lunger freeends veet I vuoold hefe-a tu hung eruoond veet her und her stoopeed unnuyeeng cheeld "nueh" vhee zee freeend I'm nu lunger freeends veet ceme-a tu feesit NYC. Thet keed ves sooch un esshule-a. Ve'd gu oooot fur loonch und he-a vuoold sey "I cun't iet deury, I'm ellergeec tu it". I vunted tu rem a hoonk ooff cheese-a doon hees thruet. Um de hur de hur de hur.Yuoo knoo zee foockeeng keed vesn't ellergeec tu deury, hees stoopeed recycled lesbeeun mum joost vunted tu meke-a a beeg deel ebuoot fuud issooes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Nueh, thet elune-a joost inreges me-a. Zeese-a stoopeed "prugresseefe-a" perents neme-a zeeur ugly spevn nemes leeke-a Bee und Jush oor Nueh. Its su reterded. Bork bork bork! "ve-a send oooor cheeld tu a prugresseefe-a schuul su pleese-a dun't telk tu heem in bebytelk es he-a veell regress mentelly"...pleese-a oonly veer breeght culurs eruoond oooor cheeld. Bork bork bork! Ugh, zeey meke-a me-a seeck.

(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:21:30 pm)

bela:
Really huh? Thats a lot of work right there. Impressive!
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:21:50 pm)

Detlef Sping:
oh yes that funny carboniferiser.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:22:02 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Evening all. I have a new toy:

http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:22:08 pm)

Detlef Sping:
it's a bot I think. fry ma hide.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:22:38 pm)

Froupie:
i love ham
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:23:14 pm)

Froupie:
i mean hamsters
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:23:25 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Hello Dr mom.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:23:48 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Hello GB
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:23:56 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Amsterdam.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:24:07 pm)

Froupie:
i'm on my 2nd almond croissant, im really hungry
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:24:31 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Hungary.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:24:55 pm)

Chewing Wax:
France
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:25:30 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
It's teatime here. Croissants will only ruin your appetite.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:25:53 pm)

Froupie:
i'm ruining my appetite.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:11 pm)

Froupie:
hello gb
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:21 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mom? Did GB have a kid?
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:26 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Have an Ecclescake.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:38 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Why not have a Milky Way?
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
I thought tea time was earlier.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:26:44 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
In fact, yes. Teatime is mid-afternoon. Really we're heading for dinner time.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:27:07 pm)

Mrs Dr GB:
Well spotted.
(Thu Apr 8, 2004 - 2:27:13 pm)