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Andrew's official lost his mind...:
Question:
Andrew, my friend told me you hit on her at a bar in NYC. Her name was Leslie and she said you smelled really bad. Is this true?
Answer:
Dear Dillweed, You're right, I did hit on her. I hit on her all night until she was bloody and smashed beyond recognition. Right when I got into the bar I walked right up to her and hit her right on the head and then I hit her in the stomach and smashed a beer bottle in her teeth and then I hit her elbows together so that they cracked and splintered. But that was only the very begining - I put on some construction gloves and grabbed her face and crunched it as I hard as I could so that the skin got all torn and scraped off - then I took a chair and put the leg of the chair on her stomach and then jumped on top of it so that it impaled her through the guts. I then got a brick in one hand and a hammer in the other and started hitting her in the face again and again and again. I was pretty exhausted after all that and I was dripping with sweat - that's probably why she said I smelled bad. It was a hard time. Your friend, Andrew W.K.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 5:55:23 pm)
Queenie:
Nothing terribly risque, just a few glimpses of nipple. Definately something a lab tech might want to copy for himself. Eh, oh well.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 5:56:11 pm)
Queenie:
ugh, my onboard flash was very unkind in these photos. lesson learned.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:33:25 pm)
Decoy:
Well, I just shoveled the walk for what I hope is the last time.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:39:09 pm)
Decoy:
Mmmm tiramasu. Is there any desert that can surpass its sweet elegance?
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:40:28 pm)
Decoy:
Yeah, now that you mention it, Myk, a DTS or 5.1 original might be nice.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:42:05 pm)
Decoy:
Dessert.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:45:09 pm)
Decoy:
So like, yeah, no one just abandons a nice tiramasu.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:45:54 pm)
Decoy:
Man, this daylight savings time is weird.
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:46:20 pm)
Decoy:
Nipple?
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 6:47:11 pm)
Queenie:
goddamn huge nipples at that
(Mon Apr 5, 2004 - 7:20:51 pm)
:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4142118914&category=38567
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 6:53:11 am)
Froupie:
wow, the canuck's girlfriend has 14 guinea pigs. but she won't let me adopt one, shes too attached to them all. 14 would make one big pie thats for sure.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 8:25:18 am)
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(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 8:52:23 am)
arrrRRRRUUUGGH!:
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(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 8:54:33 am)
bela:
Good morning. 14 guinea pigs? They make a lot of noise.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:18:58 am)
Froupie:
morning. i've just contacted a woman who has 2 adult chihuahua females.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:20:58 am)
Froupie:
i'd liek the chocolate brown one. a well behaved girl apparently.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:21:30 am)
:
2 adult chihuahua females would make one big pie thats for sure.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:52:40 am)
:
thorax cake anyone?
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:56:13 am)
:
thorax cake anyone?
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:57:02 am)
Froupie:
cheers alt
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 9:57:30 am)
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(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:04:09 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hey all
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:06:37 am)
Chewing Wax:
My bread came out... well, a little dense. But it's eatable.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:07:23 am)
Froupie:
i like dense bread. thats why i eat rye.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:07:40 am)
Froupie:
it tastes better toasted. i cant bear that bread that falls apart when you toast it.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:07:59 am)
:
http://www.boston-baden.com/hazel/Pix/2003/balt221x.jpg
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:13:25 am)
alt:
i had spelt bread once
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:25:20 am)
alt:
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:25:58 am)
Froupie:
my sister just called me, she had her palm read.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:27:42 am)
:
People love monkeys wearing clown outfits. And they should be heavily armed. Nothing puts The Fear into people more than the random mindless firing of a gun by a monkey.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:29:01 am)
Chewing Wax:
Yeast-free bread. I'm filling up with rage.
(Tue Apr 6, 2004 - 10:29:51 am)