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Detlef Sping:
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:36:16 pm)
Queenie:
I'm a little bummed, I very nearly went with my brothers yesterday to drive to Nevada to see my dad but just couldn't pull it off, for fifty million reasons. and today I found out that, since my dad was transferred to a hospital in reno, my stepmother bought my brother's rooms in a casino hotel and they stayed up all night drinking and gambling. I would have enjoyed that. I didn't know they were going to be having FUN, dammit.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:36:19 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's great news.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:36:22 pm)
Queenie:
boy they dislike my stepmom though. they call her yoko.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:37:25 pm)
Queenie:
she has a thing for doilies. all over her house, everywhere you look, goddamn doilies.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:37:43 pm)
Detlef Sping:
fifty million reasons? wow
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:38:04 pm)
Queenie:
well, three or four reasons.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:38:50 pm)
Step Mom:
Kiss Kiss Kiss
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:39:04 pm)
Detlef Sping:
If I had a dime for everyone of your reasons, I'd have fifty million dimes!
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:39:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
You'd be rich.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:39:57 pm)
Detlef Sping:
goddamn doilies, eh?
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:39:59 pm)
Chewing Wax:
I don't understand doilies.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:40:30 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I'd have doillies everywhere with that kind of dough.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:40:41 pm)
Detlef Sping:
They keep body grease off of stuff.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:41:08 pm)
Detlef Sping:
ghosts wear them.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:41:31 pm)
Chewing Wax:
What are they made out of?
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:42:00 pm)
Detlef Sping:
not for the grease thing, I don't think.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:42:02 pm)
Detlef Sping:
string. white string.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:42:19 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Ghostly white string.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:42:42 pm)
Detlef Sping:
You can tell Chinese drivers in Vang by the Kleenex box on the back window shelf, and the doillies on their headrests.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:44:44 pm)
Detlef Sping:
lots of sneezing and head grease, I guess.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:45:37 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I wonder how this smokes?
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:47:59 pm)
Queenie:
once we counted all the doilies in her house. It was like 47 or something. crazy bitch.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:49:17 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It wont stay lit. Auf.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:49:22 pm)
Queenie:
she has lots of floral print furniture and rose-scented soaps carved into flower shapes. you know the type. the kind of person that has "good towels".
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:49:47 pm)
Detlef Sping:
47? that's insane.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:49:55 pm)
Detlef Sping:
My towels are good.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:50:28 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Well not the burlap ones, but the other one is good.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:51:02 pm)
Queenie:
that's no environment for a man. no wonder his poor heart went out on him. years of inprisonment in a rose-scented doilie-draped hell!
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:51:34 pm)
Detlef Sping:
No you're right they're crap. I need new towels.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:51:35 pm)
Queenie:
imprisonment. emprisonment? shit...
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:51:54 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It's either towels or food. I better think about this.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:52:38 pm)
Queenie:
once my niece cut her hand and my sister-in-law reached for a towel to staunch the flow of blood, and my step-mom screamed "NOT THE GOOD TOWELS!" and my sister-in-law got so offended, she thought it was cause she's latin. she's never forgive my stepmom for that.
(Mon Mar 29, 2004 - 3:52:42 pm)