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Froupie:
i am weak weak weak.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:20:10 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's after noon on St. Patrick's Day and I'm not drunk yet. Something is wrong.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:21:13 pm)

bela:
Maybe they see it as more of a civil dispute and should be handled within the country. Has anyone helped out Ireland?
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:21:33 pm)

Decoy:
Heh. when they say to wear green they don't mean spill green beer on yourself.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:21:57 pm)

bela:
St Patricks day give me a break. Those idiots have to walk down Fifth Avenue in this shitty weather. Hah hah.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:22:10 pm)

Decoy:
No, but I think the English have tried to.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:22:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Mmmm. Toxic green dyed beers.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:23:01 pm)

Decoy:
Toxic?
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:23:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Depends on what bar you go to I guess.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:24:15 pm)

Chewing Wax:
There's a Simpsons where they're all waiting outside of Moes first thing in the morning and Moe is in the back with a huge jug of green dye with a skull and cross bones on it or something. HIRARIOUS.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:24:55 pm)

Froupie:
oh god, paddys day. i better get home quick before the numbskulls hit the streets.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:25:00 pm)

Froupie:
the irish don't want our help, good for them.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:25:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Watch out of those bastard Leprechauns. They're really extra nasty this time of year.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:26:04 pm)

Froupie:
luckily i don't live in north london anymore. north london is absolute hell on paddys night.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:26:43 pm)

Decoy:
I play along with everybody I see wearing green today. I say, "What, are you Irish!?"
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:26:58 pm)

Froupie:
suddenly everybody has an irish ancestor. bah.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:27:27 pm)

Decoy:
Its like amatuer night, but somehow just for the assholes.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:27:44 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Heh. My very Phillipino assistant is all decked out in green. I'm trying to get this bunch of foreigners to play the NCAA Brackets for a $1.00 a bracket. They all stare at the piece of paper like it's a summons.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:27:52 pm)

Froupie:
one of my drunken ancestors drowned in a puddle. definitely a scot.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:29:04 pm)

Decoy:
A summons, hah. That's great. Tell them there's a 'special St Pats Green Card' for the winner. That'll confuse them
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:29:11 pm)

bela:
No one cares about Ireland's problems any longer. Remember what big news it was in the 90s.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:29:53 pm)

Decoy:
I thought that was all resolved now?
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:30:15 pm)

Froupie:
it's true. no one cares about zimbabwe either.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:30:26 pm)

Decoy:
IRA? is that a Roth or a 401k?
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:31:03 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Nope. Well. I do. I own 50,000 acres there.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:31:11 pm)

Chewing Wax:
And two football teams.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:31:29 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Squating bastards.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:31:52 pm)

Decoy:
He's a prince. He doesn't really own it.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:31:55 pm)

Froupie:
no wonder your footie teams suck.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:32:57 pm)

Froupie:
americans can't play FOOTBALL
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:33:14 pm)

Bob:

Nothing to see here! Ian Smith is doing a perfectly nice job here in Rhodesia!!!!
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:34:10 pm)

Decoy:
Mabe we don't want to play 'football.'
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:34:22 pm)

bela:
Yeah really.
(Wed Mar 17, 2004 - 12:35:49 pm)