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morening fhuckwads
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 8:50:21 am)

(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 8:59:46 am)

(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:27:31 am)

bela:
Franco is Basque separatist. I'm harboring a little terrorist.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:30:46 am)

bela:
Hes so cute. When I get up in the morning he does a little downward dog pose and wags his tail.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:31:07 am)

Detlef Sping:
And then you clean it up?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:45:33 am)

bela:
Huh? Clean what up?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:47:49 am)

bela:
Geez, so Hannah the hen is Vinney the rooster again. What?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:48:15 am)

bela:
Doesn't a rooster have black feathers and big feet? A hen is fat and white? What?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:48:46 am)

bela:
I really need to get out of this city.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:49:01 am)

Detlef Sping:
How can you get rid of dog crap? I'm serious, I normally just put it in a small bag into a larger bag, into a small garbage can outside and on garbage day I put the larger bag into the house garbage, but in the paper I read that garbage men are being sprayed with wet pet crap on rainy days, as the bags explode in the garbage truck compactor and send out a long stream of crap water. Can I bury it or something? I dont want pits of stinking crap in my yard.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:52:34 am)

Detlef Sping:
Are you saying I should feed the crap to roosters? Hmm. that just might work.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:54:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
Hey Sping. Apparently there's some device Anne saw in a catalog. It's like a burried garbage can without a bottom, and you pour in some sort of super dog crap eating bacteria, or enzyment or what not and it turns the crap into black gold in a matter of months. I think that's true.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:55:40 am)

Detlef Sping:
The roosters could live in the pits, I guess. but that can't be good for them.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:55:40 am)

:
http://www.intergate.com/~saluki/worms.html
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:57:15 am)

Detlef Sping:
super dog crap eating bacteria? that's what I need. Thanks I'll check it out.
black gold. excellent.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:57:17 am)

Chewing Wax:

Or you could put one of these up in the back yard and see if it works.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:58:58 am)

Chewing Wax:
That's a property value sky-rocketer for sure.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:59:20 am)

Detlef Sping:
I feel sorry for the Garbage guys I see them screaming and leaping from the back of the truck and getting hosed off, it's sad.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 9:59:45 am)

Detlef Sping:
Building equity.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:00:45 am)

bela:
Dogs like to pee on garbage bags. I don't let mine. I like my garbage men, they're very friendly.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:01:00 am)

Detlef Sping:
My dog is too lazy to lift his leg. he just stands there and lowers himself a bit.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:02:07 am)

Detlef Sping:
And gets a funny look in his eyes.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:02:41 am)

Detlef Sping:
Speaking of which.. Auf.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:03:21 am)

bela:
Whatever. Mabye hes a she.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:04:20 am)

:
being sprayed with wet pet crap on rainy days
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:10:01 am)

(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:25:36 am)

Chewing Wax:
Male dogs do that if you have them fixed early enough. The leg lifting instinct never sets in. And my lesbian dog Blue lifts her leg. She thinks she's a boy dog.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:55:00 am)

Chewing Wax:
Is that MOFO?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:55:20 am)

Chewing Wax:
No. MOFO was a gorrilla I think.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:55:38 am)

bela:
Buster crouches down and hunches forward and pees. Maybe thats a chinese dog thing because hes a mutty mix of akita, sharpei and chow it looks like. Such a mess that dog. I have him on prozac.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:58:37 am)

bela:
Franco lifts his leg so high to pee he falls over stupid dope.
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:59:13 am)

Chewing Wax:
Prozac? Seriously?
(Fri Mar 12, 2004 - 10:59:35 am)