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Chewing Wax:
It can't be easy. What a drag. I hated looking for apartments.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:31:35 am)

Dog:
To Wash CAT:

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."
6. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:38:36 am)

Decoy:
I saw that Viacom thing. Poor Echostar. They can keep MTV. I really hate how they make them waste bandwidth on crap and hold the other networks hostage. If nobody wants it, kill it. Its like Disney. They get that for free but in order to carry Disney Channel you have to buy 13 other crappy networks.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:42:04 am)

Decoy:
That's way up on my "What's wrong in America list."
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:44:07 am)

Chewing Wax:
At least they aren't channels I care about except Comedy Central. And I only watch three shows on that. Viacom is evil though. That's for sure.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:46:37 am)

Decoy:
BET and Nick.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 11:49:07 am)

Queenie:
Yeah but how do they expect people to live without VH1 Classic?
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 12:03:25 pm)

Queenie:
I mean, that's just cruel.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 12:03:32 pm)

Supersize not fat:
Excess food intake will soon be a bigger killer of Americans than inhalation of tobacco, claim obesity doctors in this week's edition of The Journal of the American Medical Association. And in a survey released last week, the National Association for Spork and Physical Education claim that most Americans greatly overestimate the amount of exercise they take each week.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 12:26:31 pm)

I runned a hunnert miles a day.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 12:28:13 pm)

Chewing Wax:
It's not funny.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 12:48:05 pm)

Queenie:
dear god
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 1:01:40 pm)

Chewing Wax:
The Lounge is not a forum for jaded social commentary with an air of superiority. Don't just repost stupid mundane news stories that we can all read somewhere else. And pictures of fat guys in diapers are just annoying. You aren't being clever or poignant. Just dull and annoying.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 1:44:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Or maybe it is. What the hell do I know?
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 1:44:50 pm)

bela:
It wasn't me. I posted that Pixie guy all the time.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:08:37 pm)

:
Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:12:28 pm)

bela:
Jaded social commentary?
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:20:53 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I'm nothing but jaded.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:23:17 pm)

Detlef Sping:
Have you found a place yet bela?
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:27:09 pm)

bela:
No not yet but I have to soon for sure.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:30:36 pm)

Detlef Sping:
There's hardly anything for rent in this city, people are going nuts trying to find anything it's crazy. huge prices for a crack shed.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:36:42 pm)

Detlef Sping:
They are building massive condo-hives on the old poisoned industrial lands down by six finger creek.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:39:20 pm)

Detlef Sping:
I dont want to ever sleep in plaster Tube-o-homes®.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 2:41:32 pm)

Chewing Wax:
But Vang got #2 City in the World for being nice to live in. So that's something for sure.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 3:37:43 pm)

bela:
Oh its such a mess what does it matter.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 3:38:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
Don't dispair. Be happy.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:05:48 pm)

bela:
I'm trying. Tom is being such a jerk to me I don't want to go home.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:29:19 pm)

bela:
I'm looking at more apts after work and tomorrow though that sound ok.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:29:38 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Good afternoon, dissed dish folks. Yet again, powell at the fcc has failed the consumer. Free market thinking does not work all that well in mass communications.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:58:01 pm)

Myk Murphy:
Good luck with your search, bela.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:59:34 pm)

Decoy:
Hi Myk
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 4:59:56 pm)

Decoy:
I took a half day vacation today because Mrs Decoy is working special. Man, perfect timing. I got the tractor out and graded the barn driveway. Cleared some brush in the south pasture, and dug up the 10 year old manure pile and found the most perfect compost you have ever seen - its black gold.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 5:02:06 pm)

Decoy:
FCC. Don't get me started. Ignorant shits. Oh, and now the federales want to try their hand and the commissioning of baseball leagues. This should be entertaining. Bud Selig's lack of nads should provide endless fun.
(Wed Mar 10, 2004 - 5:04:49 pm)