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RatDog:
No bela! I am as alive as you can see!
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:51:53 am)
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When I tell people that I took the placenta home following the birth of my son and the next day served it as a pate, they generally (1) don't believe me or (2) recoil in horror, calling me a cannibal. My wife was to return home the day following and my plan was to cook the placenta and make it into a pate to serve visitors who had been invited to meet the baby. When I asked, the doctor agreed in wonderment, but then didn't know what to put it in for transport to the flat. Unlike restaurants, medical clinics don't have Styrofoam "take-away" containers for leftover food.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:52:19 am)
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EWWW
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:53:55 am)
bela:
I know someone that did that. She froze her placenta for a long time and wanted to eat it. I hated that woman, she was a friend of a friend who I am no longer friends with I would have to hang around with her and her stupid annoying child "noah" when the friend I'm no longer friends with came to visit NYC. That kid was such an asshole. We'd go out for lunch and he would say "I can't eat dairy, I'm allergic to it". I wanted to ram a hunk of cheese down his throat.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:55:13 am)
bela:
Ok now I'm getting mad thinking about that woman and her child.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:56:16 am)
bela:
You know the fucking kid wasn't allergic to dairy, his stupid recycled lesbian mom just wanted to make a big deal about food issues.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:57:01 am)
bela:
Noah, that alone just enrages me. These stupid "progressive" parents name their ugly spawn names like Ben and Josh or Noah. Its so retarded.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:58:14 am)
bela:
"we send our child to a progressive school so please don't talk to him in babytalk as he will regress mentally"....please only wear bright colors around our child. Ugh, they make me sick.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 10:59:34 am)
Detlef Sping:
Are you OK?
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:03:33 am)
Detlef Sping:
Ben, Josh, and Noah, are my middle names.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:04:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
What an awesome rant.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:06:35 am)
Detlef Sping:
Detlef, Ben, Josh, and Noah, Sping.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:06:38 am)
Detlef Sping:
"stupid recycled lesbian mom" is a good one.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:07:18 am)
Detlef Sping:
stupid recycled lesbian mom are my sister's middle names.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:08:22 am)
Detlef Sping:
Do you have issues, bela?
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:10:22 am)
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(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:11:32 am)
Detlef Sping:
nice.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:11:56 am)
Chewing Wax:
Haskell and Baxter. That's my nephews. And Baxter eats anything he can find on the floor.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:12:23 am)
Detlef Sping:
Steve Moore got broken a bit in Vang last night. Bertuzzi drove him.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:12:52 am)
Detlef Sping:
Like an ice mule.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:13:19 am)
Detlef Sping:
Haskell and Baxter are good normal names.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:14:15 am)
Chewing Wax:
Who is Steve Moore? Was Tom there?
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:14:20 am)
Detlef Sping:
Very common Jason on the west coast Jennifer.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:15:24 am)
Detlef Sping:
Colorado. Moore actually got beat up because he took out Naslund a few back. We were losing bad so why not fight?
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:17:04 am)
Detlef Sping:
Everyone is going "tsk tsk" but that's why hockey is great, you CAN fight. a bit.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:18:04 am)
bela:
Haskell and Baxter is annoying in its own way. Whatever, I just hate new parents.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:19:05 am)
Detlef Sping:
4 goals in 53 seconds, Cloutier was in a voodoo trance.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:19:21 am)
Detlef Sping:
Just new, happy, proud, loving, parents, eh?
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:20:43 am)
bela:
Tom just called me hes leaving today. What a pain. His aunt had a massive heart attack and shes going to die. 56 years old. These people are in the worst shape I've ever seen.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:21:06 am)
bela:
Yeah I can't stand them at all. They think everyone owes them the fucking world becasue they have an annoying object
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:21:45 am)
Detlef Sping:
Smile bela, the worst is over.
(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:22:06 am)
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(Tue Mar 9, 2004 - 11:22:07 am)