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Froupie:
i'm going to buy some rice and corn. take care bela things will work out you'll see.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 12:46:09 pm)
Froupie:
later chewie. tell decoy to hurry back we need him.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 12:47:01 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Bye Froupie
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 12:48:28 pm)
Chewing Wax:
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 12:48:39 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Lunch
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 12:57:25 pm)
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(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 1:10:06 pm)
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(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 1:11:01 pm)
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(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 1:33:54 pm)
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A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they'll close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agrees and goes into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat-lines... no pulse... no heart rate. The nurses run into the room. The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says, "I think she choked."
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 2:20:39 pm)
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(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:04:50 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That stuff is good.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:08:09 pm)
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(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:10:35 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Happy Fat Tuesday!
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:11:27 pm)
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Ingredients
CELERY SALT (SALT, CELERY SEED), SPICES (INCLUDING MUSTARD, RED PEPPER, BLACK PEPPER, BAY [LAUREL] LEAVES, CLOVES, ALLSPICE [PIMENTO], GINGER, MACE, CARDAMOM, CINNAMON), AND PAPRIKA.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:13:28 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Happy Fat Tuesday indeed. For tomorrow we ash.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:14:04 pm)
Detlef Sping:
The Mardi Gras crowds are much bigger this year in Vang, I think it's the free beer and fireworks donated by Walmart they are trying to get the city to rezone some bush to build a huge warehouse store on Marine drive and put everyone in tiny stores out of business by being cheaper for shoes than Bogota, so they get everyone in Vang drunk for 3 days and set off fireworks, it's great.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:17:04 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It angries up the monkeys blood though.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:18:06 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Like those stale homemade beer nuts I fed them.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:19:08 pm)
Froupie:
my rice turned out good, just pop it in the miocrowave and then add a tin of corn. easy peasy.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:19:55 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hey, I didn't ask for monkeys.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:20:01 pm)
Froupie:
monkey nuts?
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:20:38 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Microwave rice? what? that's insane.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:20:44 pm)
Froupie:
uncle bens. its awesome. you can get plain or egg fried rice.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:21:10 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Doesn't it just dry up even harder?
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:21:15 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Crunch.:.,
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:21:30 pm)
Froupie:
no its soft and fluffy.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:21:42 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Oh it's store bought vittles.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:22:01 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Like skunk sauce and cat soup.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:22:36 pm)
Froupie:
i still have a mental block.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:22:53 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That stuff is full of the chemicals that fake microwavable rice shaped bits.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:23:16 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Those little powder packages that come with Ramen noodles? it's cat soup.
(Tue Feb 24, 2004 - 3:23:50 pm)