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Chewing Wax:
Yeh. You play the accordion.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 2:59:04 pm)
:
A Norwegian man has won his case against a fine for urinating in public after telling the judge he had a medical problem.
A court in the capital Oslo ruled André Riseng was within his rights to urinate on a shop window in a public place.
Mr Riseng decided to contest the NOK 3,500 (£280) fine he received for relieving himself late one night outside a shop in the exclusive Bogstad district.
Mr Riseng, who suffers from a chronic prostate condition, said: "I have a medical certificate stating that I cannot hold it in. I had drunk two half litres of beer with some friends downtown and couldn't wait any more. The alternative would have been wetting my pants," said Mr Riseng.
The court ruled it was unlikely the accused would have done what he did where he did if he had not suffered from the condition.
The court also found it wasn't strange that he hit the window since it extended nearly all the way to the ground, and that it was a natural outcome of his turning his back to passers-by.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 3:24:03 pm)
alt:
why the Draino™ people have to put "Not To Be Taken Internally" on the can?
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 3:28:20 pm)
alt:
found u in a corn flakes box
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 3:39:58 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Law suits alt. Law suits.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 3:58:38 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Those Doubleday morons don't know who they're dealing with.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:01:56 pm)
:
Who called this meeting?
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:07:42 pm)
:
But people have been saying things to us.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:09:55 pm)
bela:
See, the people here are really ugly.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:16:15 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I mean Bertelsmann morons.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:16:53 pm)
:
I'll show you ugly.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:17:27 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Yikes!
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:17:42 pm)
bela:
That guy left.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:19:05 pm)
bela:
Hes totally creepy, but the other one is creepier, the one that looks like a 70s sci fi actor.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:19:28 pm)
bela:
I forget his name but they did this huge story on him in the NYTimes magazine. I see him in the elevator sometimes. I don't know, he says hi to me, he seems ok.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:20:42 pm)
:
Sure, sure.. come with us.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:21:07 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Hmm.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:21:40 pm)
bela:
Peter Olson, I think thats who I'm talking about.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:24:06 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Tell him what's going on.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:25:13 pm)
bela:
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:25:34 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Ask him for help.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:25:36 pm)
bela:
Oh yeah, he'll give a shit.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:26:29 pm)
Detlef Sping:
He may offer you a personal secretary gig.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:27:30 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Then those lackys would tremble eh?
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:28:49 pm)
Detlef Sping:
There's a film for Queenie, go to NY and film belas fight for dignity.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:30:17 pm)
Detlef Sping:
A Docu-drama with cute little reincarnated faschists
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:31:16 pm)
Detlef Sping:
It cant lose. I smell a sitcom.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:32:04 pm)
bela:
Yay!
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:32:16 pm)
bela:
Little shivering chicken limbs.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:32:31 pm)
Queenie:
i think michael moore is free..
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:32:39 pm)
Detlef Sping:
"My favourite tiny fascist"
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:33:34 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Auf!
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:34:13 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Later Sping.
(Thu Jan 22, 2004 - 4:36:28 pm)