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Ohrwurm:
This just got mailed to me.

George Bush visits a primary school in London's East End and announces to the class,"You can ask me any question you like...."

A boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have 3 questions for you":

1) How did you win the election with less votes than Al Gore?
2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get oil?
3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?

Then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.

15 minutes later the kids come back in class and again Bush says,"You can ask me any question you like...."

A boy named Charlie raises his hand and says, "I have 5 questions for you":

1) How did you win the election with less votes than Gore?
2) Isn't it true that you want to declare war on Iraq in order to get oil?
3) Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden?
4) Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5) Where is Bobby?
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:29:55 am)

Ohrwurm:
That was pretty shit really eh.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:30:23 am)

Froupie:
i feel utterly unmotivated today
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:33:41 am)

Chewing Wax:
Me too. What a nice brisk walk to work though. Bracing as it were.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:34:31 am)

Ohrwurm:
Picture this then.....You have just won enough money to do whatever you want to do....Plan the next 6 months in your head.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:35:06 am)

Froupie:
friggin hell, kodak isnt making 35mm cameras anymore.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:35:41 am)

Ohrwurm:
Think of a place you would go to first ....Paris Froupie?
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:36:12 am)

Ohrwurm:
You'll need a camera.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:36:35 am)

Froupie:
first i would quit my job and put all my stuff in storage and me and the cat would hop first class to some quiet island for a well earned break.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:36:51 am)

Froupie:
i would like to go to tokyo first.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:37:08 am)

Ohrwurm:
Isle of Dogs?
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:37:18 am)

Ohrwurm:
Hmmm, I was in Osaka last year.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:37:42 am)

Froupie:
then i'd buy a few toy robots and visit a few buddhist temples and hop on one of those superfast trains.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:38:08 am)

Ohrwurm:
Hotel rooms in Japan are to behold. Microworlds in themselves. Everything has at least two or three purposes.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:38:44 am)

Froupie:
really? i want to go someday.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:38:58 am)

Ohrwurm:
I would love a full size Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:39:18 am)

Ohrwurm:
I could flush the toilet and change channels on the TV with the same remote control!
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:39:57 am)

Froupie:
if money were no object i'd travel a lot and then find somewhere nice and open a small art gallery and comic bookstore. then i'd invite all my friends over for cocktails and live happily ever after the end. or something.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:40:10 am)

Ohrwurm:
Singapore is also worth a visit. I have been there a few times and am still in awe at the place.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:41:11 am)

Froupie:
i'll do that trip one day when i go back to australia. stop off in singapore.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:41:56 am)

Ohrwurm:
Australia is also wonderful.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:42:51 am)

Ohrwurm:
I love travelling.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:43:05 am)

Ohrwurm:
India is somewhat amazing too.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:43:25 am)

Froupie:
me too, i grew up in sydney.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:43:32 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
"'hot artichoke spinach dip"? Queenie, I can tell you, I've never encountered that in an English pub. I did go to a pub once that had cold roast potatoes - a fucking mountain of them - on the bar on a Sunday.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:44:05 am)

Ohrwurm:
Where in Sydney?
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:44:09 am)

Froupie:
maroubra
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:44:33 am)

Froupie:
i wondered about that dip too.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:44:53 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Singapore's bloody lovely. So's Sydney. The first night we got there we ordered a pizza and the waiter offered us some speed.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:44:56 am)

Ohrwurm:
Why did you leave?
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:45:23 am)

Froupie:
i wasnt old enough to have a choice in the matter.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:45:45 am)

Froupie:
hi GB
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:45:55 am)

Mrs Dr GB:
Hong Kong's very untidy.
(Thu Jan 15, 2004 - 9:45:58 am)