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Queenie:
But I already told her there was no such thing as a real santa claus.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:25:34 pm)
Queenie:
she asked -- I couldn't lie. She's at that age where other kids would hassle her.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:25:51 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Pork? just to scare him?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:26:10 pm)
Froupie:
hes not coming round for dinner no way, my life is bizarre enough without him in it
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:26:38 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Now tell her there's no such thing as her guinea pig.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:27:07 pm)
Detlef Sping:
bizarre pork is a bit drastic.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:28:27 pm)
Queenie:
the santa thing started last year when she noticed that she got no presents from santa -- because it was my mom who labeled gifts as "from santa" and I fucked up in not continuing that so she got all suspicious. it was just all kinds of unpleasant.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:28:28 pm)
Froupie:
i'm emailing my best friend tiziana, she'll know what to do shes very wise and she has a guy stalking her right now, and hes a prison officer. i dont know where she meets these weirdos.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:28:45 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I know where there's some squirrels, if that helps.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:29:16 pm)
Froupie:
thanks, but i have my cat. i'll make it through
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:32:05 pm)
:
my cat is
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:32:46 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Did you bury the chewed up furry chum?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:32:46 pm)
Queenie:
oops. My cat is the greatest, I was going to say.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:32:59 pm)
Queenie:
nah, sidney will want to do that i'm sure.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:33:10 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Didn't help the guinea pig fight the dogs though.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:34:03 pm)
bela:
Good night everyone, have a good weekend.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:34:24 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Dogs are afraid of crap magnets
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:34:37 pm)
Froupie:
night bela
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:34:52 pm)
Detlef Sping:
Auf bela.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:34:53 pm)
Froupie:
blairs on tv thats all i need
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:35:35 pm)
Detlef Sping:
That will do it.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:35:54 pm)
:
Headcheese
1/2 pig's head
4 pig's feet
1 onion, chopped
2 tablespoons (30 ml) salt
2/3 cup (150 ml) vinegar
1 teaspoon (5 ml) freshly ground pepper)
1/2 nutmeg, grated
4 pickled sour gherkins, choarsely chopped
1 teaspoon (5 ml) ground mace
melted lard
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:37:22 pm)
Froupie:
nobody noticed a corpse for 2 weeks?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:38:07 pm)
Queenie:
and blink! it's gone.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:40:08 pm)
:
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:40:26 pm)
Detlef Sping:
I too must go and get back to my Christmas pantomime in which I play John the baptist's severed head..FOR THE ART OF ACTING!!!
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:45:52 pm)
Detlef Sping:
AUF!
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:47:27 pm)
Froupie:
bye detlef break a leg in the panto
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:48:26 pm)
Froupie:
the forecast says snow this weekend, i don't believe it
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:50:43 pm)
Froupie:
i feel calm again. poor sydneys pig. thats terrible. they only have little piggy hearts you can frighten them to death.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 5:57:27 pm)
Queenie:
I think that's probably what happened. They didn't seem to have bitten him at all. maybe his neck got broken. who knows. we just buried him in a shallow grave in the yard.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 6:25:33 pm)
Queenie:
woo hoo! dinner out with the family tonight, then we're gonna go get our tree, then we're gonna decorate it while we listen to ray charles singing christmas songs, then we're gonna watch albert finney's "scrooge". Good times!
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 7:04:59 pm)
Stephen Tyler prepares to go on tour.:
Dude look like a lady!
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 7:26:35 pm)