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Decoy:
I just sent an email to Dell for a support call. One of our servers is throwing a voltage warning in one its redundant power supplies so its no big deal, but I got an email back from some thing that claimed to be an artificial intelligence. IT told me to download and install some software called Rack Advisor that had absolutely nothing to do with the problem, but it would help me order more new Dell components. They bring their support back into the US after we complained that the India outsource was incompetent, and now the think an an AI agent is the answer to better service? Idiots.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:02:15 pm)
Decoy:
English? So it is.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:02:31 pm)
Queenie:
Dell is crap.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:05:06 pm)
Queenie:
Ken put in a request at work for a new system that he priced out and wanted to build himself.........so they got him a Dell.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:05:23 pm)
bela:
Yeah I was really surprised at all the money. Its totally illegal and basically a bribe. I'm ok with it. I give these printers thousands and thousands of dollars worth of work.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:06:29 pm)
Decoy:
Its hard to beat Dell in price, even building your own. I don't build anymore either.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:06:55 pm)
:
harp man (The hilarious musical director and band leader from Comedy Central's annoying hit show "Primetime Glick" Adrien Van Voorhees played by Lavern and Shirley Star Michael McKean)
blew his best lung white shirt
and his feet worked like a monkey out the door. (He had to leave).
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:07:55 pm)
Decoy:
bela, you should check you employee handbook about how much you can accept. But do it after you spend it all.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:07:56 pm)
Decoy:
annoying hit? Ohh that holiday spirit.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:09:04 pm)
bela:
What? Employee handbook? Are you crazy? I'm just keeping my mouth shut. It may be the kiss of death too. My friend Marie received a lot of cash on the holidays and she got laid off. I hope it happens for me.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:10:19 pm)
Decoy:
Dell may be what ever you think it is, but its all relative - so its really the best crap you can get. And they have the best crappy support.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:10:34 pm)
bela:
I like Dell.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:10:51 pm)
bela:
Oh, this computer is a compaq.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:11:09 pm)
Decoy:
Well your vendors wouldn't do it if they didn't think they could get away with it - they obviously like you there.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:11:20 pm)
Decoy:
now Comapq ... thats crap. Sorry to say. Every one I ever had broke.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:12:08 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Crap crap crap.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:12:34 pm)
Decoy:
I would only ever spend my money on Dell or IBM crap. That's my professional opinion.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:13:32 pm)
Decoy:
My SQL query is done. later.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:14:06 pm)
Chewing Wax:
Later.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:14:46 pm)
bela:
I didn't pay for this. I think I have a Compaq at home but we got free computers from this place a couple of years ago so who am I to complain?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:19:50 pm)
:
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:24:07 pm)
:
sniff out the liver
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:27:09 pm)
Chewing Wax:
That's a ghost for sure.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:30:12 pm)
:
Seems to be quite adept at using fire escape push bars on doors for a 16th century monk. I suppose he has had years to figure them out.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:32:18 pm)
Chewing Wax:
He's not a chimp. How smart would you have to be?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:35:51 pm)
:
If you zoom in, he is clearly missing an ankle.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:37:32 pm)
:
I don't know, but I've been trapped here for years.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:38:20 pm)
bela:
Ghost? Creepy.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:39:22 pm)
Chewing Wax:
It is creepy. It's freaking me out.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:48:38 pm)
bela:
You can't take a picture of a ghost.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:49:10 pm)
Chewing Wax:
How the hell do you know?
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:49:32 pm)
:
It's the fax I hate.
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 3:59:06 pm)
:
Open the bloody door!
(Fri Dec 19, 2003 - 4:04:21 pm)