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Heruka:
oops.

(Wed Dec 10, 2003 - 11:16:01 pm)

Froupie:
it's chicken pot pie day!
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 5:25:56 am)

Froupie:
charlie chaplin sells cubans in china! i have to get over there!
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 5:27:04 am)

Froupie:
mmm chicken pot pie, its a chicken soup with a pie crust on top.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 6:24:11 am)

Froupie:
in a pot no less.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 6:24:19 am)

(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 6:25:39 am)

Decoy:
You think you've got problems? My tractor needs $950 worth of service on the front axle. They guys says, "They just don't give these parts away." John Deere parts. All the money I saved for my wife's new diamond, gone in a shot of leaking oil, worn bushings, and grooved metal. With the helicoil and wrong bolts and the just seal it up and I'll keep adding oil forever... and the hey hey hey its Fat Albert. And I forgot about the work Christmas party today and I need a grab bag gift by noon, I guess its off to the office supply closet.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:26:53 am)

Decoy:
Ok, I'm better now. I just told myself to grow up.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:29:28 am)

Froupie:
how much land have you got decoy? why don't you just sell the tractor and buy a bigger diamond and some cheap donkeys to plough the land.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:34:35 am)

Froupie:
i mean monkeys. detlef's got some cheap monkeys for sale.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:37:31 am)

Froupie:
or a donkey and a monkey combination might work just as well.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:46:40 am)

Froupie:
don't let the monkey get a hold of the diamond though, you won't see him for dust.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:47:29 am)

Decoy:
Too much and not enough. I'm converting the whole place to an alpaca farm, or maybe a Christmas tree farm next year. Which may be a lot easier on the taxes. The tree idea is new since last weekend. The guy down the road gets $40-$60 a tree for his. That seems like a pretty substatntial sum when hes got 25 cars at his place all weekend long for a month.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:54:07 am)

Decoy:
Sell the tractor? You're joking, right?
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:56:33 am)

Froupie:
yes, order some pine cones from norway and your place will be packed with christmas trees by next winter. you can't move for christmas trees in norway.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:57:36 am)

Decoy:
Hmmm, magic norse pine cones?
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 9:59:15 am)

Froupie:
i'll get a norwegian pal to send me a bunch over. big strong trees from little acorns grow. thats what they say in norway.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:00:25 am)

Decoy:
I'm stunned by your vast horticultural knowledge.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:02:42 am)

Froupie:
hey, i did go to agricultural college. for 6 months in fact, untili got kicked out.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:04:51 am)

Decoy:
Like I said, stunned.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:08:44 am)

store sterke trær fra liten acorns vokser!!
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:09:48 am)

Froupie:
i'm not quite sure how i actually ended up there, it was a boarding college, bicton in devon. i drank scrumpy.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:11:02 am)

Froupie:
people do strange things on scrumpy.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:16:23 am)

Froupie:
oh wow, im just reading all these reader's ghost stories and theres one saying how they used to wake up and there'd be an invisible weight on top of them pushing them down, and a psychic told her later it was the ghost of a child who lived in her house and hugged her because it liked her a lot.

that used to happen to me a lot in the house i lived in with the disembodied ankle, it just reminded me, and it never happened in any other house. my mum used to say it was when my body was still asleep and my brain was awake but it mustve been the ghost that belonged to the disembodied ankle. yipes.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:35:14 am)

Cushca:
I don't mean to pry, but do you have a job?
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:35:56 am)

:
I was lying in bed, alone, not stoned or anything. I was lying on my bed and I felt something pushing down on me. I thought, 'the cat's just jumped on the bed'. Then I realised that my cat lived at my mum's house not at my college house. As I thought this I felt someone hugging me really tightly, but not in an evil way. It was pitch black, and I was too terrified to move or scream or anything. A year or so later I saw a psychic and he said, 'do you realise there is a spirit of a child in your house and they spend time in your room because they really like you?'
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:36:11 am)

Froupie:
of course i have a job, a very cushy one.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:36:42 am)

Chewing Wax:
Meow
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:37:13 am)

Decoy:
I used to have that invisible weight thing in college. It was more of a satanic demon for me. I got over it though. Or it didn't follow me.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:37:37 am)

Cushca:
Just checking. She's here as much as Heruka used to be, and he was a house-husband, as well all know.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:37:50 am)

Decoy:
Cushca, you should get one of those cushy jobs like Froupie. We miss you.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:38:44 am)

Cushca:
I don't like cushy jobs. If I don't hate work, I don't enjoy being away from it so much. It makes sense.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:39:36 am)

Cushca:
Ask bela.
(Thu Dec 11, 2003 - 10:39:43 am)