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Froupie:
i only have 2 more presents to buy and then i'm through with this xmas lark. the whole of london seems to be full of idiots shopping as if we were in for a famine.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 9:36:22 am)
Chewing Wax:
Hey Decoy, I'm going to e-mail you that picture of bela's cat eating the Ritz cracker for you to post.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:00:26 am)
Chewing Wax:
Did that ohrwurm really say he wasn't coming back?
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:02:05 am)
Chewing Wax:
Oh yeh. I found his farewell speach. Shades of John Taylor, only with an different accent.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:03:49 am)
bela:
I wish they would stick around long enough to really see how offensive Heruka is before they stomp off. Its a shame, oldest saying in the book.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:08:32 am)
bela:
bela eating a Ritz!
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:08:49 am)
decoy:
i'll check it when i get back to my desk.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:23:27 am)
Chewing Wax:
Heruka is like a complex Islay scotch.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:38:49 am)
Froupie:
argh the huge biscuit eating woman invited herself to the works xmas dinner even though she doesnt work here anymore, not only that she invited her new boss. our MD had to ring her and tell her to naff off, in the nicest way possible. some people.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:40:08 am)
Froupie:
don't call heruka scotch, that makes him mad.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:40:36 am)
Chewing Wax:
Does it? I meant it as a compliment.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:41:06 am)
Froupie:
he seems to hate the scots almost as much as the french.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:41:54 am)
Froupie:
i mean the cheese eating surrender monkeys. mmm cheese...
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:42:48 am)
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(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:46:08 am)
Decoy:
Heh heh, Froupie gets it.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:47:14 am)
Froupie:
wow look at bela's eyes! theyre light laser beams...
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 10:50:16 am)
bela:
Her eyes came out sort of insane. her eyes are really crazy though, all different colors. Such a brat.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:10:16 am)
bela:
Ok, I was just handed the office card we are going to give the director of the department who is retiring this week. This is the director that has busted my balls a couple times. Please give me some ideas on what to write!
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:14:44 am)
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(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:21:12 am)
used me for an ashtray heart!:
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:24:05 am)
Froupie:
Congratulations on your retirement. I'll really miss you.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:25:59 am)
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(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:28:35 am)
bela:
Thats funny. I've read what everyone else has written. JC what a bunch of krap.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:31:48 am)
bela:
You will be missed don't leave blah blah.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:32:06 am)
bela:
Shes been a complete douche to me for the past two weeks. Should I write that?
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:32:23 am)
Froupie:
nah, she knows you think it. write something nice like "congratulations on reaching your grand old retirement age" something to make her feel good.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:34:10 am)
bela:
God I want to write something really sarcastic.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:35:17 am)
Froupie:
just sign your initials, you can't get more caring than that.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:36:15 am)
Froupie:
"later, bela"
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:36:52 am)
bela:
Forget it, its not worth it. I'll just write good luck like I do on every other stupid office card. I can't ever muster any more than that.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:37:41 am)
Cushca:
Afternoon bastards.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:38:53 am)
bela:
Perfect timing Cushca. What should I write on the office card to the director that is retiring that fucked me over.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:40:29 am)
Cushca:
You should write 'suck my cock, you slack-cunted haus-frau'.
(Tue Dec 9, 2003 - 11:43:03 am)