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m©:
Push the dead deer against the door and stay down low..
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:44:34 pm)

Chewing Wax:
excellent plan. Thanks. You've done this sort of thing before?
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:45:15 pm)

m©:
When the cops smash down the door just jump up and yell "monkey butts!!" really loud that should stop them..
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:46:05 pm)

m©:
Yeah all the time.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:46:24 pm)

Chewing Wax:
the keyboard cord just about stretches to the ground
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:47:02 pm)

m©:
Excellent.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:47:25 pm)

Chewing Wax:
how's the painting going?
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:47:57 pm)

m©:
Slowly.. ziggy (the painter)ate some chinese food(i warned him) from up the street, yesterday and now he has an alergic reaction he's all puffed up, and can hardly open his eyes..
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:49:58 pm)

m©:
But he's keen on going up on the roof to paint the chimney casing..he can barely hold a brush in his swollen hands..poor sod..
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:51:18 pm)

Chewing Wax:
you warned him
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:52:17 pm)

m©:
He says the copper is giving him "Vertigris"..but I think he must mean vertigo.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:52:32 pm)

m©:
He does look a bit green...
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:53:00 pm)

m©:
I'm off to Costco to buy fragrant, crunchy, dog food ..take it easy and stay low..later..
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:54:17 pm)

Chewing Wax:
later and thanks. I'm taking the dog hostage. I think it's only right.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 1:55:47 pm)

Chewing Wax:
oop. They're here.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 2:02:18 pm)

m©:
..Geez..I hope he remembered to yell "MONKEY BUTTS!!"...
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 3:07:59 pm)

Myk Murphy:
that's a bit disturbing. no wax. well, it's clear that the server's doing ok, at least.
(Tue Aug 8, 2000 - 4:16:50 pm)

Sleepy:
Hello.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 7:15:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
The stand-off ended more or less peacefully and I got to keep the ribbon cutter, so it really is a plus on my side.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 8:32:42 am)

Myk Murphy:
good work, wax. fight the power. good morning, sleepy.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 9:12:10 am)

Chewing Wax:
mooch's advise really helped. That deer absorbed a lot of bullets.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 9:17:37 am)

Chewing Wax:
I'm pretty sure I have that West Nile Virus.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 10:14:38 am)

m©:
Do your eyes feel like they are full of thick flourescent yellow fiberglass resin? and every muscle in your body is trying to escape the confines of your outer skin at the same time, but all they can do is ache?
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 11:40:56 am)

Chewing Wax:
and I'm easily confused
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 11:46:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
the crows have all vanished.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 11:51:48 am)

m©:
Ziggy has apparently lived through his scary zombielike alergy inflation. I dont think it was crow meat.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 11:55:12 am)

m©:
once you get the head off and gut them theres not much left..But they make a lovely gravy..
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 11:57:17 am)

Chewing Wax:
later. With the crows gone the squirrels are everywhere. Them crows really knew how to kill squirrels.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 12:00:52 pm)

m©:
The squirrels collect the crow corpses and stack em' in trees til the chilly winds of winter blow starvation at them. Then they eat, oh yes, then they eat.
(Wed Aug 9, 2000 - 12:06:02 pm)