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Decoy:
Mind the ankle. Good night all.
(Tue Dec 2, 2003 - 5:01:21 pm)

Heruka:
my tummy hurts.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 1:12:28 am)

Froupie:
i hope you're not whining.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 3:40:57 am)

Froupie:
good morning. so foggy today i couldnt find the end of my street. i had to turn back and get a compass.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 3:42:23 am)

Froupie:
red legged frogs. good god.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 3:43:33 am)

Roachasauraus:
A GIANT COCKROACH which lived 300million years ago and was big enough to make T-rex twitch has been unearthed by fossil hunters.
The cockroach was 3.5ins long, about twice the size of today's.

The remains of the arthropleura pustulatus are so well preserved that its legs, antennae and the veins in its wings are still visible.

The cockroach was 3.5ins long, about twice the size of cockroaches today.

It was found in the American state of Ohio, which was a vast tropical swamp at the time it lived.

Fortunately for T-rex, that was about 55million years before the first dinosaurs roamed the Earth.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 3:44:41 am)

Heruka:
we were digging up fossils of fish and shells in our backyard when I was a kid. trilobite fossils and sea plant fossils are common too.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 4:16:12 am)

Froupie:
i used to collect live starfish in a bucket.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 4:45:36 am)

Froupie:
do cockroaches do any good? what purpose do they serve?
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 4:46:12 am)

:
The Giant Burrowing Cockroach or Rhinoceros Cockroach or Litter Bug (Macropanesthia rhinoceros) is one of Australia's biggest little wonders! It is native to North Queensland, yet it's actually one of the biggest cockroaches in the world, measuring up to 80mm (3.15 inches) long and weighing in at up to 35 grams.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 4:49:08 am)

:
You won't find any Rhinoceros Cockroaches inside your house, unless of course you bring a couple home as pets! As well as being wingless, slow moving and clean, they're perfectly odourless, so they do indeed make great pets - even a great gift for that special someone who has everything (including a sense of humour!)
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 4:49:53 am)

:
"I wish Billy would have gone along with my plan to involve him in the government," President Carter once told an audience.

"I was going to reorganize and put the FBI and the CIA together. But Billy said he didn't want to join any agency he couldn't spell."
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 6:01:57 am)

Decoy:
I guess they clean up. And supply the world with ugly.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 7:31:28 am)

Two rings and two points:

(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:05:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
Ug. Duff. Smack, ooooof
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:08:11 am)

:
http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/03/dining/03CHEF.html?8hpib

Yea. More Jamie Oliver. I just can't get enough of him.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:19:18 am)

:
perfectly odourless
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:33:42 am)

Ohrwurm:
Jamie Oliver is a fat-tongued fool.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:34:19 am)

Ohrwurm:
Nigella however!
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:37:16 am)

Ohrwurm:

(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:38:48 am)

Decoy:
Fat hips, fat tounge, its all good eating.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:41:13 am)

Decoy:
tongue
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:41:31 am)

Decoy:
Sounds like poor Wax is fighting the Joker, the Penguin, and the Riddler all at once.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:42:17 am)

Ohrwurm:


Love his new 2004 calendar picture.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:43:25 am)

Ohrwurm:
Has he just circumcised himself?
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:44:03 am)

Decoy:
That was Dennis Miller - like. Nicely done.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:45:13 am)

Ohrwurm:
Dennis Millar? Hi Decoy.

(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:46:36 am)

bela:
I really really cannot stand it here. THese people are truly crazy. I didn't get them the right size desk calendars - there and inch to big square so poor babies need new ones.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 9:57:26 am)

Ohrwurm:
Explain to them they are time machine that fit perfectly into a certain size that then cross an entire year at 60 mins per hour. Then tell them to shut the f*ck up and get on with their work.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 10:02:38 am)

Decoy:
Publishing idiots. Poor bela.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 10:06:42 am)

Decoy:
Dennis Miller used to do this thing on SNL where he'd show a picture and then make a one liner. Most people didn't get his archane or obtuse references, though. Then he went to work on Monday Night Football - which didn't work out.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 10:08:31 am)

bela:
Publishing idiots is right. Whatever.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 10:43:08 am)

bela:
I just can't believe what princesses they are and what big deals they make out of everything. These people have no lives I guess - I don't know how else to explain it. A friggin desk calendar.
(Wed Dec 3, 2003 - 10:43:54 am)