:
terrible anne, terrible anne, terrible terrible terrible anne.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 8:42:51 am)

Sleepy:
Call Judge Nutmeg immediately.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 8:45:44 am)

Myk Murphy:
are you serious, wax? driving on a suspended? will she defend herself? what kind of crazy rock n roll lifestyle are you living up there in swinging buffalo? good morning!
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:08:47 am)

Sleepy:
I think you'll find that the true story is:- the cat and the dog got drunk one night, stole the car keys, found that their little legs couldn't reach the control pedals, the cat sat on the dog's shoulders so that she could push down on the accelerator and then the cat decided it liked being the one in the higher up position and refused to release the dog from its pedal duties and the car kept getting faster and faster until it came to a hill and eventually stopped outside a cat food factory and they would have gotten away with it if the cat hadn't slipped and hit the car horn with it's elbow in an otherwise residential area at two o'clock in the morning, so of course, someone called the police and they were both arrested.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:16:41 am)

Sleepy:
That kind of thing is so typical in the Buffalo area.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:17:50 am)

Myk Murphy:
i had no idea. no idea at all. pets in the DC area aren't quite as resourceful.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:24:43 am)

Myk Murphy:
impressive sentence length, by the way.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:27:01 am)

Sleepy:
Thank you.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:31:06 am)

Myk Murphy:
so tell me about your drugs. er... instead... tell me about your holiday plans... aren't you a bit overdue for one?
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:35:15 am)

Sleepy:
Yes. I think I am. I have no plans for anything yet though. I'm in a short trip kind of mood.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:38:13 am)

Sleepy:
Check your doorstep every morning. I may turn up on a whim to terrorise you.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:38:58 am)

Sleepy:
Ha!
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:39:09 am)

Myk Murphy:
that would be fun. a delightful surprise! we'll feed you well, and we have many kittens who only wish to amuse and entertain. and they all wear tap shoes.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:43:57 am)

Sleepy:
Tap shoes, eh? How about ballet pumps? Can they perform Swan Lake at short notice?
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:45:03 am)

Myk Murphy:
yes, but the accompanying feline orchestra lacks the sheet music. bring it over and we'll work something out.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:48:09 am)

Sleepy:
Call me crazy, but I think we could be onto a winner with Jesus Christ Superstar.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 9:53:41 am)

(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 10:08:13 am)

Myk Murphy:
in the words of roger waters: "lloyd webber's awful stuff plays for years and years..."
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 10:13:34 am)

Myk Murphy:
why would anyone post that guy?
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 10:26:32 am)

Sleepy:
Maybe that guy posted it himself because there was no good reason.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 10:33:08 am)

Myk Murphy:
yes, well... his career has suffered, so perhaps he did the right thing.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 10:42:16 am)

Chewing Wax:
Free on her own recog. Ha. We fooled them all.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:06:48 am)

Chewing Wax:
Still, we have the trial to look forward to. But not till February 11th. hey. That's Sleepy's birthday. It must mean something.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:07:30 am)

Dr GB:
hello everyone.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:25:33 am)

Myk Murphy:
hello gb. wax, it sounds like you got lucky there. what kind of car is she driving? you may wish to choose a vehicle with a few less cylinders.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:30:04 am)

Myk Murphy:
in other news.... MANGANESES DE LA POLVOROSA, Spain (AP) -- Under pressure from animal rights activists, the northwestern town of Manganeses de la Polvorosa will forgo the annual tradition of tossing a goat from a bell tower, officials said Tuesday.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:30:18 am)

Chewing Wax:
Not wrong with a bit of goat tossing. Fucking goose stepping pc fascist thugs.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:33:09 am)

Chewing Wax:
She was driving my Testarossa. She no longer will be allowed to drive my Testarossa.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:33:43 am)

Myk Murphy:
it's funny you should mention lamborghini... i was listening to the radio on the drive into work, and they were doing a phone interview with redskins wide receiver michael westbrook. he owns a lamborghini and a hummer. as you can imagine, he is well compensated for playing professional football.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:40:52 am)

Chewing Wax:
testarossa is Ferrari, but that's okay.

(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:42:09 am)

:
that's red heads for you
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 11:58:34 am)

Myk Murphy:
sorry, i was thinking of the countach. they all look the same. vroom..
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 12:00:08 pm)

Chewing Wax:
No need to be sorry.
(Fri Jan 14, 2000 - 12:25:58 pm)